The movie that was "so bad" that you couldn't watch them through

[rs2000]

Film called Dead Platoon - never never ever watch it, you'll want to eat your own brain 0_o

Is that the semi-zombies that attack the soldiers in an army truck, in the guise of horror-comedy?
If so, I agree.

Its the one where the Private(with for some reason Major rank oak leaves on his lapels) wakes up alone in the woods then picks up his star wars toy weapon which shoots lasers & disintegrates tings. follow this link:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1199558/

 

[Distorted Stu]

Posideons adventure or whatever the fuck it was called. It was so boring i was pulling off headstands on my seat in the cinema

 

[Prometherion]

Crank 2: I felt insulted by this wrinkled turd of a movie. Its the same with most remakes of Horror films like Friday the 13th and what have you. Let me just address my hatred.

*clears throat*

TITTIES AND GUNS DONT MAKE A FILM GOOD!!!!

- they can only enhance a good one...

 

[Huupertti]

For some reason I can't watch transformers to the end. My record about 5 mins in

 

[ninja555]

The Shining. I loved the book, but the movie just suck. Gave up 30 mins in.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

ET and...

This is gonna get me shot, I know...

Lord of the Rings.

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[MorsePacific]

After 45 minutes of Wall-E, WHAM, my head hits my pillow and I'm dead asleep. I don't know what everyone saw in that film.

 

[mambodog]

Bloodrayne. We thought it would be like, so bad its good/funny, but it was just boring, shit, and somewhat hard to follow. Strangely what stood out the most was the terrible fight choreography, which is something I don't usually pay much attention to in movies. It seems like even bad movies at least have the choreography down... or if they don't, they obscure it behind shaky camera-work. Bloodrayne could have done with a bit of shaky camera-work, I guess.

 

[Totally_Legit]

any movie where people use the "magic of hacking" to do whatever they want. Die hard 4 for example.
don't get me wrong, I like all the other die hard movies, but this one just plain sucked.

for some unknown reason i did like hackers, but you really can't expect anyone to take it seriously.

 

[Random Argument Man]

ET and...

This is gonna get me shot, I know...

Lord of the Rings.

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Wait, I've got no comeback for this one...

 

[Tartarga]

Twilight sucked so much I couldnt even start it.

 

[Serathar]

I made it all the way through Salo or the 120 days of Sodom. It was the most uncomfortable piece of cinema I have ever witness and I doubt ANY of you have the stomach to make it through even half of it. I browse around gore and snuff sites now and then out of pure boredom and I never get bothered by even the sickest sites...but...this movie. I was completely disgusted to higher and higher degrees every continuing moment. It wasn't a cheesy movie or boring, it just dealt with subjects I wish never existed and simply left my jaw dropped.

However I could not make it through even half of The Godfather. I tried so hard to enjoy this "perfect movie" but I felt like I was watching something that lost any and all of its sparkle 50 years ago.

Oh yea and I walked out of I Am Legend because I couldn't fucking stand it any longer.

 

[Aztek463]

Any of the [Genre] Movie "parodies". The first really bad movie I remember seeing was Gigli with Ben Affleck. Teeth was bad too, but I made it through those...last movie I remember stopping was House of 1000 Corpses.

 

[dirt_empire]

I'm sorry, even though you said no to it I have to mention it. Twilight. I actually like the first book even though I was forced to read it or be fired. It was somewhat interesting and easy. The movie just made me hurt though, more so than having to watch Clockwork Orange after reading the book. Really. Bad casting, Edward seemed more of a prick than in the book, and all the actors sounded like they were in a High School production of... fuck it, it just made me sad after reading the book and giving Meyers a bit of grudging respect. Fuck your arbitrary rules of not mentioning it as well.

Also Ocean's 12. didn't seem to capture the Vegas spirit as the Sinatra and Clooney Ocean's 11/Eleven did. Seemed to be a cash in more than anything else.

 

[Cilliandrew]

It would take ALOT for me to walk out of a film. I don't think i ever have.


I was severely tempted to do so when i watched "Wall-E"...Couldn't believe how stunningly overrated and shallow it really was.. Expect more from Pixar.. It didn't help that "The Dark Knight" was playing next door.. I was incredibly tempted to walk out once the human characters showed up and head over to watch the second half of Batman again..

"Titanic" is another one that... I sat through it once in the theatre, but when i tried to sit through it again at home i couldn't make it past the 10 minutes mark.

"Cool World" holds the title for worst movie that i ever paid money to see, but i was too young and dumb at the time to realize i COULD walk out.

 

[Mister Eff]

Flubber. Garfield.

 

[Mac_Of_Death]

Batman and Robin.

I was watching a version with a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 commentary, and I still couldn't get through it. Its just bad enough to be horrible, but not bad enough to be funny.

 

[Thorthelordofawesomeness]

Okay, thats it.
A: There is nothing TO see past when dealing with twilight because it's entirely made of over-used cliches that you can find in countless other places and bullshit ideas from a talentless novelist.
B: The secret of Nyhm was amazing. The second one made me want to attempt homicide for the first time.
C: I never finished watching the hannah montana movie. I went into the theatre, saw the poster and walked the fuck out.

 

[Sovvolf]

Name any movie with Steven Segal in it and you have your answer.

 

[Jared]

Hostel...That was just...owch. Yeah, didnt like it at all