The movie that was "so bad" that you couldn't watch them through
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Serenity.
I was made to watch this by a Firefly fanboy, and i'm holding out judgement on the series because he admitted it quite different to the film, but COME ON. How much science fiction genericism can you fit in one shitfest?
Edit: Let the flaming begin
I was made to watch this by a Firefly fanboy, and i'm holding out judgement on the series because he admitted it quite different to the film, but COME ON. How much science fiction genericism can you fit in one shitfest?
Edit: Let the flaming begin
I wanted to walk out of Triangle recently, but I don't think I've ever walked out on one.
Well, I guess you could count Angels & Demons, but we didn't really walk out we just, fell asleep.
I know it probably is a good and interesting film if you set your mind to it, but my eyes felt so heavy about 30 minutes in, I couldn't carry on :3
Well, I guess you could count Angels & Demons, but we didn't really walk out we just, fell asleep.
I know it probably is a good and interesting film if you set your mind to it, but my eyes felt so heavy about 30 minutes in, I couldn't carry on :3
Transformers 2
I watched it despite my gf having told me repeatedly how AWFUL it was (she had been dragged to it by her roommate who was due to be deployed to Afghanistan, so she couldn't refuse).
I am stubborn, so I watched it. She was right, I was waaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong.
However, SHE watched that-movie-that-shall-not-be-named, just to see wot the big deal was about. She's not been right since...
I watched it despite my gf having told me repeatedly how AWFUL it was (she had been dragged to it by her roommate who was due to be deployed to Afghanistan, so she couldn't refuse).
I am stubborn, so I watched it. She was right, I was waaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong.
However, SHE watched that-movie-that-shall-not-be-named, just to see wot the big deal was about. She's not been right since...
One-Eyed Monster
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Why you ask? Well I think I can sum it up in 5 words: Flying-killer-penis-from-space
See for yourself: http://www.imdb.com/video/imdblink/vi1074332953/
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Why you ask? Well I think I can sum it up in 5 words: Flying-killer-penis-from-space
See for yourself: http://www.imdb.com/video/imdblink/vi1074332953/
Alone in the Dark. nuff said
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And most independent films. I love independent film making as a whole, but I know that at least half of them will be crap straight out of the box.
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And most independent films. I love independent film making as a whole, but I know that at least half of them will be crap straight out of the box.
Borat: It's like giving an 8 year old brat a camera and ask him to make as much rude and childisch jokes as he can, being as annoying as possible. I quit after 20 minutes, and I still want them back.
I've only seen 5 seconds of the Bruno movie in total, and I only need that to realize that that one's even worse.
Any Lord of the Rings movie: seriously? Bad acting, bad make-up, predictable plot, stupid/annoying characters, etc. Its only saving grace would be the beautiful background scenery, but I might as well watch a documentary then, the movie had CGI shit cluttering the view half of the time anyway.
And I basically run away every time my parents are watching a movie in the living room, unless they're watching one of my DVD's. My dad likes Steven Seagal. My mum and my sis like those typical 'women movies'. They're so laughably bad. (2 weeks ago, my sis wanted to watch 'The Good Witch' or something. Watch it, and weep.
That is all. I think.
I've only seen 5 seconds of the Bruno movie in total, and I only need that to realize that that one's even worse.
Any Lord of the Rings movie: seriously? Bad acting, bad make-up, predictable plot, stupid/annoying characters, etc. Its only saving grace would be the beautiful background scenery, but I might as well watch a documentary then, the movie had CGI shit cluttering the view half of the time anyway.
And I basically run away every time my parents are watching a movie in the living room, unless they're watching one of my DVD's. My dad likes Steven Seagal. My mum and my sis like those typical 'women movies'. They're so laughably bad. (2 weeks ago, my sis wanted to watch 'The Good Witch' or something. Watch it, and weep.
That is all. I think.
Left Date Movie after about 10 minutes, Epic movie i watched online for 30 seconds.
Scary movie .. all of them sucked balls.
Actually that entire group of movies i have refused to watch due to me having better things to do with me time , like cleaning the crap that gets stuck to the bottom of my shoes on a day to day bases.
Scary movie .. all of them sucked balls.
Actually that entire group of movies i have refused to watch due to me having better things to do with me time , like cleaning the crap that gets stuck to the bottom of my shoes on a day to day bases.
G.I Joe (which just bored the fuck out if me.), High School Musical: my "friends" dragged me along to watch it and I barely lasted through the first 5 mins before going "fuck this" and going to the arcade across from the movie theatre to blow my money on something I actually enjoy, as well as any film that has Uwe Boll anywhere near it makes my eyes and ears bleed (prime examples: Alone in the Dark and The House of the Dead)
Absolutely High School Musical. The first time I saw it I was in a 24-hour aeroplane trip. I also saw Twilight the first time there. Actually, I did watch them through, since I had nothing else to do.
Overall, I would rather die than experiencing that flight again.
Overall, I would rather die than experiencing that flight again.
twilight, so awful....i felt dirty after watching the first half and absolutely nothing interesting or good happening, it being popular only confirmed how fucked up the general population are.
I'm having trouble remembering some movies that I hated, but the joke for me is that since everything costs about 10 bucks, I figured I'd try to sit in to get my money's worth, normally the parts I hate are at the end, but there were two that if anybody was around in Colorado, they would have seen a 230+ dude walking out of the theater at the end, green at the gills, and crying while planning murder for the ones who created the things.
First was Cat in the Hat, one that my handicap sister wanted to watch (she's like my younger sister in mentality, though actaully older than me). I never seen her turn green as well by the end of a movie.
Second was A.I. I was almost screaming at the screen. "WHEN'S IT GONNA END!?!?!"
Third was Transformers 2. I watched the first one and wasn't sure if I hated it or not, watched it again and saw all the pieces that killed my original love for the franchise. When 2 came out, my friend dragged me saying it was better...She...stayed because she wasn't sure if I was going to leave, I couldn't move from my seat because I was foaming at the mouth.
But yeah, after so many bad movies in my life, I *now* figured out that sometimes 10 bucks can be worth the trouble of leaving a theater.
First was Cat in the Hat, one that my handicap sister wanted to watch (she's like my younger sister in mentality, though actaully older than me). I never seen her turn green as well by the end of a movie.
Second was A.I. I was almost screaming at the screen. "WHEN'S IT GONNA END!?!?!"
Third was Transformers 2. I watched the first one and wasn't sure if I hated it or not, watched it again and saw all the pieces that killed my original love for the franchise. When 2 came out, my friend dragged me saying it was better...She...stayed because she wasn't sure if I was going to leave, I couldn't move from my seat because I was foaming at the mouth.
But yeah, after so many bad movies in my life, I *now* figured out that sometimes 10 bucks can be worth the trouble of leaving a theater.