The MS Word Paperclip

[Simriel]

I can haz hook3r 2?

No. You may only play blackjack with them

Sad face... Better than no hookers at all I guess... :*(

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

Debatable...

Fact. Too young for hookers.

I was gonna make some type of comment about your mum, saying how no one is ever to young for her. But then I decided not to. Even though I just basically said it anyway.

You cant afford my mum.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

One is never too young or too old for hookers.

Someone who's mother bans them from playing GTA 4 to 'save their innocence' is ALWAYS too young for hookers.

I dunno - my mother might object to games I play these days. I'm just not inclined to listen since I live several hundred miles away.

Besides, if you start putting age limits on something illegal, what's next? A speed limit on death?

 

[Flap Jack452]

I was gonna make some type of comment about your mum, saying how no one is ever to young for her. But then I decided not to. Even though I just basically said it anyway.

You cant afford my mum.

I know, her rates are outrageous! heh heh... funny right?... right?

 

[Simriel]

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

One is never too young or too old for hookers.

Someone who's mother bans them from playing GTA 4 to 'save their innocence' is ALWAYS too young for hookers.

I dunno - my mother might object to games I play these days. I'm just not inclined to listen since I live several hundred miles away.

Besides, if you start putting age limits on something illegal, what's next? A speed limit on death?

244 Miles per hour. It is illegal to die at faster speeds.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

One is never too young or too old for hookers.

Someone who's mother bans them from playing GTA 4 to 'save their innocence' is ALWAYS too young for hookers.

She never actually spoke the words "I'm saving your innocence", or anything along those lines. I just assume that it what she had in mind, I guess, I really have no idea.

 

[Simriel]

I was gonna make some type of comment about your mum, saying how no one is ever to young for her. But then I decided not to. Even though I just basically said it anyway.

You cant afford my mum.

I know, her rates are outrageous! heh heh... funny right?... right?

Your comeback in ineffectual. My comeback has no response.

 

[Simriel]

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

One is never too young or too old for hookers.

Someone who's mother bans them from playing GTA 4 to 'save their innocence' is ALWAYS too young for hookers.

She never actually spoke the words "I'm saving your innocence", or anything along those lines. I just assume that it what she had in mind, I guess, I really have no idea.

She is trying to stop you, MURDERING YOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

 

[mattttherman3]

I have a secret fetish for the MS paper clip, not really though, I hate that little bastard.

 

[Datalord]

I have him turned off as a default setting, no office equipment will distract my genius ever again, EVAR

 

[CakeDragon]

It angers me that if you ask the paperclip to 'Animate!' it usually does something pants like look to the left or something.

 

[ae86gamer]

I think its funny when in Family Guy Stewie is trying to take over the world and the paper clip pops up and saids "So I see you're trying to take over the world, would you like some help."

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

...am I the only person here who finds Clippy to be really adorable and helpful?

 

[Danarok]

I always prefered the red bouncy blob thing to the paperclip. Less.. office-y.

 

[Flap Jack452]

OT: I usually changed it when I didn't shut it off completely, but I hated them all.

Don't even try to be on topic, over 77% of this thread is completely, totally off topic.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I told him to stop popping up. Yes, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but when I have papers that need clipping together, I'll be sorry. So sorry.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

I told him to make me a sammich. He couldn't becuase he doesn't have arms and then he got sad and killed himself.

I'm a horrible person

 

[Pimppeter2]

LOL