The multi-choice question game

[Protocol95]

The game works like this, you have to answer the multi-choice question above you and then pose one for the person below you. Justify your answer if you want.

A dark, shadowy creature attacks you out of nowhere! What do you do?

A. Fight it!
B. RUN!
C. Take the beating.
D. Block it's attacks but don't fight.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[Vrex360]

E: None of the above, I glass it from orbit.
Hah, thought it could match my might.

An attractive woman you met in a bar invites you to her house, when you get there you see it's a creepy looking decayed farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere and you think you heard a scream within. What do you do?

A. Go for it, she's a double d and is eager. What's the worst that could happen.
B. Make an excuse "Oh sorry I just remembered I'm actually gay." And discreetly leave.
C. Shout: "I KNEW IT, YOU WERE AN EVIL TEMPRESS AND YOU ARE GOING TO MURDER ME!" And then viciously beat her to death in the car and drive away.
D. Say nothing but merely move out of the car suddenly and start running.
E: None of the above, you instead....

 

[Fury Is Me.]

B. Better alive than dead.
You probably weren't going to get some anyway.

You're sitting at home, playing some Bioshock, when ALL OF A SUDDEN a Big Daddy crashes through your front door looking for corpses for his sister to syphon blood from. You're completly amazed and in awe that they exist. What do you do?

A. Walk past him and just kind of look. You've played the game and know they never attack first.
B. Sneak past him. Better safe than sorry.
C. Wonder why he's here looking for corpses when nobody's di- Oooooh... The closet...
D. Run downstairs and shout. "OMIGOSH! A BIG DADDY! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" And hug him.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[Protocol95]

B. I ain't dumb.

An extremely infamous terrorist is lined up in your sniper rifle scope. However a civilian is very close to him. What do you do?

A. Take the shot.
B. Abort the mission.
C. Wait a bit longer, see if anything happens.
D. Try Moving into a different position.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[spartan1077]

A. If I didn't take the shot he'd be alive and I'm positice that civilian ran over my cat.

You are sitting at home playing some video games when your mom calls you down for supper. As you go downstairs a robber enters the house and threatens you with a gun. Do you...

A.Use your ninja powers to defeat him
B. Run away!
C. Give him what he wants...
D. Offer him your mom in exchange for your life.
E. All of the above None of the above. Instead I...

 

[Protocol95]

C. Again. Not dumb.

Your military squad is being overrun with no support and they want to retreat. However they need someone to cover them.

A. Stay behind and cover them.
B. Stay behind and DON'T cover them.
C. Get another squad member to stay behind.
D. Convince the squad to keep fighting.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[spartan1077]

D. Only cowards stop fighting

Your favorite video game breaks. You go to the store and it costs and extra 30 dollars to get a replacement do you...
A. Buy it.
B. Steal it.
C. Say screw it and play something else.
D. Go on a rampage and send hate letters to everyone.
E. None of the above, I...

 

[Protocol95]

A. It is my favourite game after all.

You're at the top floor of a very tall building that's on fire. However the fire escape has someone mostly been engulfed in fire. How do you proceed.

A. Use the stairs anyway.
B. Use the elavator.
C. Jump out the window.
D. Wait for firefighters.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[spartan1077]

E. I instead use the fire ladder outside of my window.

You're skimming the escapist forums and are in a hateful mood. Do you..
A. Go troll Gaming Forums
B. Go troll Off-Topic Forums
C. Go troll Forum games Forums
D. Go troll Religion and Politics forums.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[Protocol95]

E. I forget my hate and be nice here.

Oh no! You've been bitten by a werewolf! How do you procede with your life?

A. Suicide.
B. Restrain myself during full moons.
C. Try to find a cure, at least to control your mind as a beast.
D. Let the beast take over.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[ThoseTwoDudes]

C. It is the best option.

My god! It's
A. full of stars!
B. him!
C. beautiful!
D. impossible!
E. Other (specify)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

C. BEEEEYYUUUUUUTEAFOOOLLLL!!!!!

All your friends are dead, your parents are dead and your wife left you. You
A. Commit suicide
B. Take revenge.
C. RAAAAGGGGEEE!!!!
D. Hijack the launch codes for America's nukes and start a nuclear war. Then commit suicide.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[Ninemanec]

D. Hijack the launch codes for America's nukes and start a nuclear war. Then commit suicid

Unfortunately, the princess seems to be in another castle.
This being the upteenth time you've done this bulls***, you

A. Kick Toad in the head, and tell him to get on the wire to the other Toads so you know which Castles she's NOT in
B. Say 'F' this, Daisy looks exactly the same and is brunette
C. Wait until Bowser gets tired of her bulls*** and sends her your way
D. Beat the living hell out of Luigi for no f***ing reason
E. None of the above. I...

 

[spartan1077]

E.

Spoiler: This is what I do-possibly NSFW

You find that your friend slept with your girlfriend while you were dating. Do you...
1.Call HAXX! And ragequit(Suicide)
2.Do nothing
3.Kill your friend
4.Play videogames and drink a LOT
5. None of the above...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

4. YESZ.

YESZ.
1. No.
2. Yes.
3. YES.
4. YESZ!
5. *SQUEEEEEE!!!*

 

[spartan1077]

5!!!! SQUEEEEEEEE

You want to play some online FPS but you have a test tommorow. Do you...
1.Play the game-who needs edumacation
2.Study because you are a n00b
3.Both, but video games more
4.Both, but study more...once again a n00b
5.None of the Above...I

 

[Fury Is Me.]

5. Nuke. The. School.

A Twi-tard walks up to you while you're reading and sits down next to you. She starts off by asking you what book your reading and, of course, she's reading Twilight: New Moon for like, the umpteenth time. Suddenly, she goes into a huge talk about every little miniscule detail about the series. You don't know when she'll stop, and you don't think you can wait until hr voices gives out from her larynx being over-used from squealing and talking. You...

1. Just suck it up and TRY to read your book. Maybe she'll get the hint and go away... But then again, she's a Twi-tard...
2. Tell her, and the entire Twilight series off. Vampires do NOT fucking sparkle!
3. Listen intently, because you're a Twi-tard too, even though you already know EVERYTHING she's saying, you enjoy the conversation.
4. Smack her upside the fucking head and tell her to read a DIFFERENT book. Then take her book and rip pages out of it.
5. MURDER HER WITH THE NEAREST AVALABLE OBJECT CAPABLE OF BREAKING FLESH
6. Politely get up and leave. Either make an excuse or just go away.
7. None of the above. I...

 

[spartan1077]

5. We need to cleanse this world.\

You do nothing but then Suddenly CTHULU COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND HES ALL LIKE, "YO DOG DO MY BIDDING" do you...

A.do wahtever he says
2.Die
#.Run
D.Offer him cake
E.None of the above. I...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pi. I run while eating a bit of cake. (Lawl. 3.14.)

Black Ops got delayed.

1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. I don't care. I don't like COD anyway (My pick)
3. Rage and kill everyonee withing a 20 mile radius
4. Suck it up and wait.
5. !

 

[spartan1077]

2. Who cares. I'm not playing anyways.

I created a multiple choice question and you have to pick one. Do you pick...
A.A
B.B
C.C
D.D
E.None of the above
F.All of the above
G.Nothing because you're cool.