The multi-choice question game

[Fury Is Me.]

D.D Double D's. Breast jokes. Yes.

Something funny happened.

1.LOL
2.LAWL
3.ROFL
4.LMAO
5.I fall onto the floor, sides hurting, laughing myself to death because the humour in that was quite good.

 

[Nouw]

Depends but I'd say 2.

You have to pick a death do you choose

1.A thousand ants. They're quite small too.
2.Shark/s.
3.Giant Squid.

 

[spartan1077]

sharks...because a giant squid you peirce you and you'd slowly die and same with the ants.

You are faced with Nouw. Do you...

A.Call him a troll.
B. Worship him.
C. Say hi and go on your way.
D.Kill him and steal his badges
3.Noneof the above...I...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

3. Make him play Touhou 7 on Lunatic mode with Marisa and make him continue until he beats it without dying once.

Touhou 13 has come out in Japan and a download is now available along with an english patch.

1. SQUEEEEEE!!! (My choice :3)
2. YAY!
3. I'M GONNA GOT MY ASS OWNED BY THIS GAME! !
4. Meh... (BLASPHEMY!)
5. None of the above. I...

 

[Nouw]

*Epic No.

5. Never heard of it...

Fury Is Me's avatar knocked on your door.

1.u shAt brix
2.yu shat brix.
3.you shit bricks
4.You shit bricks.
5.You welcome her in with a cup of tea and a hug.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

6. None of the above. I squeal like a girl and hug Flandre. "YAY!~ YOU'RE SO CU- OH GOD, I'm DISINTEGRATING! NOOOOO!!!!"

A clown threw a pie at you.

1. Delicious.
2. YAY!
3. AAAAAHHH!!! CLOOOWWWN!!!
4. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
5. None of the above. I...

 

[spartan1077]

4. Because clowns are one step above Twilight fans.

My avatar hits on you at a bar. Do you...
1.YELL ITS A TARP
2.Go along with it
3.None of the aboce...I...
4.HAI!

 

[Nouw]

1. And then slap him

You see a zombie on your lawn...

1.Fight it with your fists!
2.Shoot it!
3.Make it your pet and get bitten and become one
4.Slap Nouw for making one about zombies.

 

[Protocol95]

4. Screw the zombie that's on my lawn!

What's your ultimate goal as a villain?

A. Take over the world! (Of course!)
B. Be mildly annoying.
C. Personal revenge.
D. Growing a moustache.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[spartan1077]

D. Because villians have the best facial hair.

Who is the ultimate ruler of the world.
A)The Overseer.
B)The Ovverseer.
C)The Overseer.
D)The Overseer.
E)Spartan1077

 

[Nouw]

E)All hail Bridget! All hail Bridget!

You see a game about Space Marines. It's called Starship Troopers.

A)Fuck it, I'm tired of Space Marines!
B)Buy it, it deserves to be known.
C)Research this Starship Troopers.
D)Wake up from my delusional dream that there will be game about it.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

C. Although I know what it is, I don't anger about space marines, I don't have money, and my dreams are nonsensical BLAMs*.

For some reason (job school whatever), you need to go to a PETA meeting, with food (it's going to be a long time). What do you bring?

A) A very obviously vegan salad
B) A peanut butter and jelly sandwich
C) Booze
D) Something inconspicuous
E) A SWISS MEAT ROLL!!!

Spoiler: *

For details, see http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigLippedAlligatorMoment

 

[Fury Is Me.]

C. For Obvious reasons.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/779101/blonde_hair-bow-dress-eyes-flying-gap-hair_bow-han

You see that outside. You...

1. Run out the door and go screaming down the street "It'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!"
2. Go outside and try to hug her.
3. BEG her to take you Gensokyo.
4. Get killed byb whatever comes out of that gap.
5. Try to snipe her, though she'll just send the bullet to another dimension.
6. None of the above. I...

 

[Protocol95]

6. I'll just relax on my couch. It's just a mage of inconceivble power and evil.

You've got the drop on a squad of enemy soldiers which you need to eliminate in order to move forward and continue the mission. Your options are limited as this is a stealth mission.

A. Shoot them all!
B. Wait until they disperse/leave.
C. Noobtube. Why did you bring this if it's a stealth mission?
D. Flahbang/cause a distraction and then kill them.
E. Find another way around.

 

[spartan1077]

A.SHOOT THEM ALL! NO ONE LIVES! Then kill my squadmates...

You are an overpowered preist playing WoW. Do you...
A)Start a new character.
B)Own n00bs and gloat my OPness
C)Who plays WoW? WoW is for losers
D)None of the above...I...

 

[Protocol95]

A. Overpowered Death Knight instead!

A wild abra has appeared! What do you do?

A. Use a pokeball on it. (Anything below masterball)
B. Use a masterball.
C. Try to defeat it for xp.
D. Rage at how you can't catch it.
E. Flee.
F. A+B+Down.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

F. And if it fails, that's why there's save states.

All of a sudden, you are surrounded by /b/tards. Do you:

A) Join in
B) Run away
C) Yell flamebait and watch the fireworks
D) Be FOREVER ALONE
E) Call in the 4chan party van

 

[Windsaver]

A) What's a /b/tard?

SUDDENLY: NINJAS

A) Die
B) Die
C) Die
D) Not funny
E) Pirates
F) Other

 

[Protocol95]

A. I cannot hope for survival.

You have a test tomorrow but for some reason studying isn't helping you remember what's on the test. What do you do?

A. Keep studying.
B. Cheat.
C. Try to remember it some other way.
D. Try to delay the test somehow.
E. None of the above. I...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

C. Which presumably will involve doing something stupid.

You have to make up a multiple choice question for a game thread. Do you:

A) Ask something from real life experiences
B) Engage in wish fulfillment
C) Set up a danger scenario
D) Go for the memes
E) Go meta on the topic