"I, His Grand Awesomeness of the System of Smorax, do hereby christen the H.GA.S. Big Ol' Rather Intimidating Spaceship Thing."
<I then break the champagne bottle against the hull, which causes the whole shoddily constructed ship to fall to pieces>
"wdhsejh, sdfjkks, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
<I then break the champagne bottle against the hull, which causes the whole shoddily constructed ship to fall to pieces>
"wdhsejh, sdfjkks, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"