The name of your weapon.

[DefunctTheory]

My first M249 SAW was named Heavy Bastard. My first M203 was named Wide Ass. And my armor is named 'Rosie,' named after AC/DC's Rosie, since wearing full combat armor is how I think having sex with an obscenely fat woman feels like.

 

[Spade Lead]

I can't really bring myself to name my weapon...in any case.

Just...sword and pistol. Yeah, I am that bland.

True professionals don't name their weapons because they aren't separate entities, but extensions of their own body and will.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

I would have a Voodoo doll and I would call it Mr. Sunshine if you count voodoo dolls as a weapon

Saints row 2 reference?

OT: I would own a Mini gun and call it Sacha...yes i know its just a copy but it works so well.

 

[Manicotti]

I want a Desert Eagle. Its name shall be "The Diplomat."

 

[Layz92]

In D&D I have me character write "Quelle von Elend" down the side of his blade. Just for the purposes of being awesome. It is german in case anyone wants to play with google translate. So I would just roll with that and bring it into real life. Hmmmmmm... I do have a hunting knife IRL, maybe I should go to an engraving place.

 

[Paksenarrion]

A 240 named Shepard.
A Mk19 named Wrex.

They talk to each other in bursts.

"Shepard."

"Wrex."

 

[ecoho]

i would name my sword Final Light in latin cause everything sounds cooler in latin.

 

[Monochrome]

A katana named Tabitha.
And a backup wakizashi that I would name Sparky.

 

[Drakmorg]

A knife called Roberto Stabsworth.
"What's that Roberto, kill them all? Good Idea!"
"Excuse me, Mr. Stabsworth would like to have a word with you!"

Or a Shotgun Named Henry Kissinger, perfect for diplomacy.

 

[TheHecatomb]

Angelina.

Which is completely unrelated to a Fallout:NV mod [http://www.newvegasnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=38407] I made, I swear!

 

[iblis666]

a compact custom rail gun for long range and power id name "Mass Driver"
a custom flechette hand gun for close quarters id name "Needler"
a artificial diamond long knife id name "Sting"

 

[Freechoice]

I would name a Striker Candlejack because you see it coming and can't react in

 

[MetroidNut]

I call my bread knife "Argorok". However, if I could have any gun...I'd take an M14 named Charlene.

 

[Brownie101]

A large scythe named Reaper.
Unoriginal? Yes. Ineffective? Yes. I still want it? Yes.

 

[Simon Pettersson]

A Zanbatou named Gagaji

 

[Titan Buttons]

A massive 2-handed hammer and I would call him whomper or Smashy the hater of windows

 

[Flailing Escapist]

A fist (not mine) named Stabby-Punchy-Shooty-McGee

 

[Aphex Demon]

The Mother *****

It's just a nuclear warhead, and your fire it from a cannon.

 

[ScorpSt]

How about a big bowie knife named Katie?
"You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you."

 

[Seerio]

A pistol/SMG called Gregory Banks. Also, a shotgun to go with it called The Reverend. It's really all from an inside joke with friends.