The Narcissism Test

[dmase]

Things I dislike about these test is if you understand the meaning behind the test and understand it's coming it can really sway your results by looking at this test it could be 5 points. It doesn't even matter that the test is based on anonymity, majority of us have pre conceived notions about what we are and often times we don't consider ourselves closer to a narcissist. I mean anybody that understand the definition of narcissism should be able to score basically the lowest and highest score on the test.

Anyways I'm at an 8

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Now if I took the test drunk I'd probably get a 20

 

[joeman098]

Your Total: 31
Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 3.00

tehee fuck yea im awesome. HIGH SCORE!

 

[Cry Wolf]

Total: 9

Narcissistic Traits:

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

Wow, apparently I have a tiny ego but I'm one manipulative, slightly authorative ************. While I figured I'd be below average for my total, I didn't not expect the specifics. That said, this was a horrible test that used poor examples of binary opinion. Two answers is fine - sometime even preferable - way to conduct testing, but the responses here were hilariously bad.

 

[SirPlindington]

I scored a 6, which seemed rather low. These questions are a bit too black and white, I think. There's probably more nuance to narcissism than that. And looking the results over, people either scored extremely low, or extremely high, and that can't be properly done. I like the basic idea of the test, but I think it's rather poorly executed. Not that I could do any better, mind you.

Authority: 2

Self Sufficiency: 0

Superiority: 1

Exhibitionism: 1

Exploitativeness: 2

 

[Burst6]

Your Total: 4

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

Ok then. I seem to be way below average.


My humility is unmatched! Look in awe you insects, for your king has come and mastered yet another virtue. Put on your burlap sacks and give me all your valuables. I shall teach you humility, or death!

 

[Jzolr0708]

I got a 22.... yeah sounds about right, I'm truly truly truly outrageous.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

I scored 15, which is on the high side of average.

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I don't agree with the high score in entitlement though. I expect a lot out of people, but no more than I expect out of myself.

 

[Kaptin Krunch]

Your Total: 30
Yah, im pretty fucking awesome. Thats just how I do.

 

[Dangit2019]

I tried being honest instead of getting the "Modest" score.

I got a 14. Pretty average.

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 3.00

 

[Rohan Matthews]

My total; 4
Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Did I win? I don't think I won...

 

[DanDeFool]

My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Well, that's kind ofthe point. It doesn't really matter whether you're superior or not, it's how superior you THINK you are. You can have an overblown opinion of yourself and still deserve most of it. And arguably, a narcissist could get along fine with lots of people, as long as none of those people challenge their sense of self-worth.

Not to say that I think you're a narcissist either; I don't know you and I'm not a psychologist. I figure how you react to someone challenging you is a better indicator of narcissism than an Internet questionnaire.

 

[RaNDM G]

Your Total: 18
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 4.00

The scores are what I expected, but the quiz itself is worthless. I'm surprised the BBC would consider this newsworthy.

 

[Cheesus Crust]

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Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.



But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

This is fuckin awesome! hahahahahaha

Your post made my day you sir are indeed awesome!

hahahahaha

Didn't bother to take the test though cause I know I'll never be as awesome as you. hahahahaha

 

[Goofguy]

There are some bullshit questions in there and lots of repetition. And I'm not just saying that because I scored a 9.

 

[itsthesheppy]

I scored a 15.

How boring.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

15, with an impressive 5 entitlement (seemed more from my view that people should get what they deserve, I don't really think that implies I deserve more), 0 exploitativeness (which isn't entirely true, I would like a 1 or so) and 2 exhibitionism, which I have no idea how I got. The rest are 1-3. Honestly I think the test was pretty stupid. Especially the 'modesty does not become me' vs 'I am essentially a modest person'. You're saying you're immodest in a modest way or modest in an immodest way. -_- And compliments. I think there are plenty of people who both are embarrassed and enjoy being complimented, they're not mutually exclusive.

 

[this account is gay]

I got a 20. Pretty cool.
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

 

[The Harkinator]

Overall: 10
Authority: 2
Self-sufficiency: 1
Superiority: 2
Exhibitionism: 1
Exploitativeness: 1
Vanity: 1
Entitlement: 2

I'd say this is not the best kind of test, answers are too general and yet not really suitable.

 

[o_O]

Fuck you, I don't need to take your stupid test. I'm fucking awesome, and don't need something to tell me so. Now bow down before me, worm.

Do I win?