The nastiest thing you ever found in your fridge?
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I went on a trip to china and the morning we left i decided to have a glass of milk, but i forgot it and went to go pack. Came back from china 2 weeks later. The glass of milk was still there sitting on the counter...only it had seperated into whey, curds, and a green film of mold. Didn't smell that bad though. I probably made desk cheese but i didn't want to try it.
A gremlin called Gerald drinking my pepsi max and giving me the two fingers when i tried to take it off him!
Once, Someone left a glass of lemonade on the counter, and two months later, instead of lemonade, was LIFE!
The best example I could give would have to be this:
The best example I could give would have to be this:
I still can't make up my mind on what I found a few months ago, it was either an egg sandwich or a block of cheese...
I wouldn't know. My parents never really let anything sit in the fridge for too long and whatever isn't going to be used for more than two wweeks goes in the FUCK YOU-sized freezer in the basement.
I don't have to worry about it much either since most of what I keep in my minifridges are Tentacle Grape, Monster, beer, and milk. The only thing which ever seems to near it expiration date are my breakfast bowls which seem to only have a 4-7 day fridge life.
I don't have to worry about it much either since most of what I keep in my minifridges are Tentacle Grape, Monster, beer, and milk. The only thing which ever seems to near it expiration date are my breakfast bowls which seem to only have a 4-7 day fridge life.
I think it was a casarole at some point of its life, but now it has grown green fur and it eats flies.
Who needs fridges?
Worst thing that needed a fridge was an open bag of carrots left in the back of a cupboard of a flat I moved into one summer many years ago.
They emit the worst smell possible for a vegetable, the most disgusting dark grey liquid seeped from the bag as I frantically rushed to the garden.
Never ever be deluded, rotting vegetables are equally if not more disgusting than rotting meat.
PS only consolation is they dont get maggots. OK meat is worse. but you had to be there to compair.
Worst thing that needed a fridge was an open bag of carrots left in the back of a cupboard of a flat I moved into one summer many years ago.
They emit the worst smell possible for a vegetable, the most disgusting dark grey liquid seeped from the bag as I frantically rushed to the garden.
Never ever be deluded, rotting vegetables are equally if not more disgusting than rotting meat.
PS only consolation is they dont get maggots. OK meat is worse. but you had to be there to compair.
last year there was this bowl of curry that kept getting shoved to the back of the fridge for who the fuck knows how long. It looked like a melted green furby or something.
Is it still alive, whats it's msn?Guitarmasterx7 said:
My carrots are lonely, they some spice in their life
This thread is awesome!
You guys might like this. One time, ages upon ages ago, I made fruit salad for a party. Party began, party ended, and it turned out I made WAAAY too much salad. I had a giant ass bowl filled with the stuff. I ate all I could, but there was too much of it. So I did the only thing I could.
I lit up my bowl and smoked some kush. The munchies propelled me through three more cereal bowls of the stuff, but there really was just way too much of it. An unfortunate side effect of having about five cereal bowls of fruit salad in one day is that you get really really sick of fruit salad. As a matter of fact, I didn't know it then, but I wouldn't feel like eating fruit salad for years.
It got pushed to the back of the fridge and forgotten. Actually, I completely forgot about it until one of my friends who had come to the party visited me again and while digging through the fridge, found the giant ass bowl, still half full with fruit salad. It had one of those neat tupperware lids on it, so it was sealed. But some of it had liquified, okay, all of it had liquified. And when we opened it up, gingerly, as if we expected it to explode, we were struck with a familiar, pungent smell that we really didn't expect to smell.
That shit smelled like straight up white wine, only I have no idea what the alcohol concentration must've been. It had been fermenting in there for ages and ages. I bet my friend 20$ that he wouldn't drink it, but I lost that bet.
And he lost his lunch.
Moral of the story is; Never ever make fruit salad. Unless you want to get totally smacked in about eight months and throw up for a good hour or so.
You guys might like this. One time, ages upon ages ago, I made fruit salad for a party. Party began, party ended, and it turned out I made WAAAY too much salad. I had a giant ass bowl filled with the stuff. I ate all I could, but there was too much of it. So I did the only thing I could.
I lit up my bowl and smoked some kush. The munchies propelled me through three more cereal bowls of the stuff, but there really was just way too much of it. An unfortunate side effect of having about five cereal bowls of fruit salad in one day is that you get really really sick of fruit salad. As a matter of fact, I didn't know it then, but I wouldn't feel like eating fruit salad for years.
It got pushed to the back of the fridge and forgotten. Actually, I completely forgot about it until one of my friends who had come to the party visited me again and while digging through the fridge, found the giant ass bowl, still half full with fruit salad. It had one of those neat tupperware lids on it, so it was sealed. But some of it had liquified, okay, all of it had liquified. And when we opened it up, gingerly, as if we expected it to explode, we were struck with a familiar, pungent smell that we really didn't expect to smell.
That shit smelled like straight up white wine, only I have no idea what the alcohol concentration must've been. It had been fermenting in there for ages and ages. I bet my friend 20$ that he wouldn't drink it, but I lost that bet.
And he lost his lunch.
Moral of the story is; Never ever make fruit salad. Unless you want to get totally smacked in about eight months and throw up for a good hour or so.
ya mum!!!
seriously though rotten broccoli.
ever smelt that shit?? its terreble and there was about 1 kg of it
seriously though rotten broccoli.
ever smelt that shit?? its terreble and there was about 1 kg of it
Not in the fridge, but my brother left a bowl of oatmeal out one day and lost it.
We found it weeks later, and was filled almost to the brim with mold. We got some gloves, covered up our faces and took it to the sink. We filled the rest of it with water. It bubbled.
Like it was BREATHING.
An hour later, we came back to finish disposing of it, and it was half out of the bowl, just positioned on the edge of it, like it had CRAWLED out to stop itself from drowning.
Looking back, I'm surprised it didn't latch onto my face and fill me with eggs.
We found it weeks later, and was filled almost to the brim with mold. We got some gloves, covered up our faces and took it to the sink. We filled the rest of it with water. It bubbled.
Like it was BREATHING.
An hour later, we came back to finish disposing of it, and it was half out of the bowl, just positioned on the edge of it, like it had CRAWLED out to stop itself from drowning.
Looking back, I'm surprised it didn't latch onto my face and fill me with eggs.
A bag of Hot dogs with what appeared to be black and green barnacles on them when I picked them up to throw them out they let out a pained gurgle. Clearly they had been in the fridge long enough to develop some kind of angry semi-sentience.