The nearest item....

[Deadlock Radium]

A bowl full of crunchy chocolate and a glass of Coke?
Yes please. And bring me more.

 

[tthor]

this bag of chips? yup!

 

[Insomniaku]

Micro SD card... hmm, well I suppose I could, but I'd be out 32gbs of porn... uh, er, music, ya

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

My iPhone.
Well there is a picture of an apple on it...

 

[Talshere]

If we ignore the wrist rest next to my keyboard as part of my computer...

A Shuriken.

Can I eat it.....I doubt it.

 

[shwnbob]

Empty bottle of Sprite... Bottoms up!

 

[brainfreeze215]

Nothing edible within arm's reach, at least not without getting creative.

 

[Death God]

A Subway sandwich and some chips. Yeah, I can eat it.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Controller? Could hurt. But hey, whatever.

 

[RootbeerJello]

A Ricola. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people in this thread who isn't dying in the immediate future.

 

[DarkRyter]

Bottle of painkillers.

I could try.

 

[Eumersian]

Ruffles. Hellz yeah.

 

[captaincabbage]

My DS. But, but I'll lose all my pokemon save data!! D:

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I'd never eat Bossk! Never ever!

 

[Ryuo]

Mug of Coffee.
I'll drink the coffee and call it that.
Eating the mug would leave me -1 Mug. D:

 

[FalloutJack]

I have a toothpick. Toothpicks are edible...technically.

 

[Jfswift]

Soda, and yes. XD XD (what do I win??)

 

[jobobob]

I got cheesy rice, and I did eat it.

 

[PureIrony]

An empty coffee cup.

(sigh) this is going to suck...