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smearyllama

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A little more creative than the average "nearest object" thread.

Plastic Virginia Commonwealth University cup... has a couple drops of milk in it still...
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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My glasses... Nope.

Although if I lean over a bit I can reach some oreos. >_> Can I count those?
 

tomtom94

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May 11, 2009
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A can of deodorant.


Not really recommended...
I do have some polos on my desk though...the ones my family bought me to replace the ones they ate -.-
 

C95J

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Apr 10, 2010
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A Rubik's Cube?

ummm... why not!

Also, I have noticed that, whenever one of the many *zombie/robber runs into the room* threads, everyone seems to have a sword, or a gun next to them, but when it is an *eat it* thread, it just so happens to be a bagel, or something not sharp and pointy...

Something tells me that some people might be lying... :)
 

nunqual

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My fingers....

Well, they're definitely edible, although I don't know if the taste will offset the pain. They're probably really salty.

tomtom94 said:
I do have some polos on my desk though...the ones my family bought me to replace the ones they ate -.-
What kind of polos are you talking about, because the only kind I know of are shirts... Or do you just have a family of goats?
 

Trivun

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My duvet? Or a pair of jeans I'm about to change into? I'm guessing no. As far as I'm aware, cotton, duck feathers and denim are not exactly edible for humans...
 

CarpathianMuffin

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My DS.

I'd rather not eat it, since I like my intestinal walls to be as uncut by plastic and glass as possible. And I still need to train my Totodile.