The Nerdiest Item you've ever seen AND WANTED!

[Kiju]

A few months back, this went up for sale:

Needless to say it was several thousand dollars and awesome.

I second this motion. Tron is epic win, and the bike-scene is unparalleled.

 

[chibivash]

an Ebola virus plushie. it's adorable.
[link]http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ebola.html[/link]
the next ones i want are either anthrax or flesh eating. can't decide.

 

[Knusper]

A full-scale model of the Millennium Falcon.

You can probably get one if you pay high enough for one to be made especially for you.

 

[Physics Engine]

The Nurburgring Toaster!

 

[Brownie101]

It's gotta be one of these:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/a9e0/

Made worse in that I want to open it up, put in a speaker that goes off when you squeeze it and goes "I'm going to stab you..." then sew it back up.
No cookie for reference.

 

[Tdc2182]

Being a die hard Harry Potter fan when I was younger, and basically a total mega geek (when I am alone), These are on my top list.

Ridiculously expensive.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Not supremely nerdy, but damn useful to have rather than carrying the actual cases for my three sets of dice (and possibly more to come).

http://www.etsy.com/listing/63210849/dungeons-and-dragons-game-dice-bag-of

 

[Kurt Horsting]

Golden Tournament Edition stick. Only given out to the Top 8 at evo, to Maj, and a lucky someone on twitter. I would murder a hobo for this. Not joking.

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[FortheLegion]

A spork... A titanium spork!


A spork made of titanium?.. Whats not to like?

I have one. IT'S AMAZING!!!!

 

[D Moness]

an Ebola virus plushie. it's adorable.
[link]http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ebola.html[/link]
the next ones i want are either anthrax or flesh eating. can't decide.

Why pick one when you can get all three, they are really cute.

 

[laol1999]

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=FU2263

Jason Voorhees. As a plush.

IT'S TOO CUUUUUUUTE~ <3

(There's also a wee Freddy plush that I want. And a Michael Myers one. The only thing that could be better would be a Pinhead in that style... X3 Horror villains should never be this adorable, but they are~)

is it just me or should he not be so adorable
it seems like it would be in one of those movies where dolls come to life

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

I want a full-size working replica of the UNN Von Braun. Don't think it'd be easy to find a picture of one though...

EDIT: Or better still, Citadel Station. I WANT TO LIVE THERE.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

A full-scale model of the Millennium Falcon.

You can probably get one if you pay high enough for one to be made especially for you.

Well yes, but where exactly is the sense of geeky elitist entitlement in having one of those? Every guy over the age of thirty-five with a pair of sweat pants wants one, and those of them with more money than personal hygiene products probably have it already. Where's the exclusivity?

This is why Citadel Station is such a great idea. Most people probably wouldn't recognize the reference, but the ones who did would be REALLY, REALLY JEALOUS. And what else do you get all this nerdy stuff for if not to make all the other nerds wish they were you?

It'd almost be worth the inevitable consequences - namely, having your head stuffed into a gigantic four-legged mechanical killing machine, thereby dooming your consciousness to an eternity of patrolling cyberspace as the slave of an evil AI with a God complex. Almost.

 

[chibivash]

an Ebola virus plushie. it's adorable.
[link]http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ebola.html[/link]
the next ones i want are either anthrax or flesh eating. can't decide.

Why pick one when you can get all three, they are really cute.

i thought i should pace myself.

 

[Wintermute_]

A few months back, this went up for sale:

Needless to say it was several thousand dollars and awesome.

must... resist urge... to sell car... for this level of amazingness.
Please tell me that that is an actual, drivable lightcycle and is purchasable.

 

[Tim_Buoy]

A few months back, this went up for sale:

Needless to say it was several thousand dollars and awesome.

must... resist urge... to sell car... for this level of amazingness.
Please tell me that that is an actual, drivable lightcycle and is purchasable.

im not sure if this is but i did see one for $55,000 dollars

 

[0p3rati0n]

This is a more realistic (in terms of price) alternative to the Tron bike:

How much!?

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

A few months back, this went up for sale:

Needless to say it was several thousand dollars and awesome.

must... resist urge... to sell car... for this level of amazingness.
Please tell me that that is an actual, drivable lightcycle and is purchasable.

Yeah, it's drivable. There was a news post with a video showing it off. It doesn't seem to go too fast, although they might have been driving it slowly on purpose for safety reasons, such as the lack of helmets.

 

[Leadfinger]

hmmm....
http://steel-mastery.com/modules/product_detail/data/img/667_nm_big