The Never Ending Cheat Code

[SnowCold]

Enter the contra code backwards 8 times and then...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

collect the five crystals of elemental might and then you...

 

[ThreeWords]

throw them away, while...

 

[Crowghast]

You then go through a maze, at the end of which are the witches from earlier, who will moan for you to come and pleasure them orally. At which point you must resist temptation for at least three hours while they make sensous poses and tickle your no-no place....

after the three hours are up, they shall explode in sexual frustration, revealing a portal, within is a...

 

[ionpulse2]

Old Apple II computer, which means you have to...

 

[Crowghast]

go backwards for another six miles off of a cliff, upon falling, a large flying serpent takes upon itself to devour you. Upon being eaten, and still seven-thousand feet from the ground, you must now...

 

[runedeadthA]

Make a sound like a dieing girrafe while being attacked by 3.14 guard dogs and a mexican snapping turtle as well as...

 

[bad rider]

collecting the tears of chuck norris at 10:05 and 53 seconds and not a moment later, then you must....

 

[ThreeWords]

combine them with the five crystals of elemental might (which you threw away earlier). Failing that, throw the tears on the serpents tonsils, causing it to pit you out into...

 

[gjkdioepppp]

a middle eastern glee club. then you must...

 

[RedDiablo]

find a man wearing a black t-shirt, jeans and Converse shoes. Then you must rob him of his keys, and take them to...

 

[SnowCold]

The Dude of oldnes, but save before talking to him, close the game, burn it, buy a new one and then...

 

[Mystic Beef]

load you old save while shredding the second copy and reciting Pi backwars from 342 places while ...

 

[bluedoom]

juggleing all seven chaos emeralds while you...

 

[Ramthundar]

sing the national anthem of Ethiopia and typing large numbers, after which you will...

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

become super sonic and make bad games for several in-game years,which results in...

 

[Ramthundar]

You being kicked out of the in-game company, where you then have to press START and press Up, Down, Left, Left, B, X, WZ. This will cause...

 

[SnowCold]

A lvl 18.3 pikachu to battle you, make sure you kill him with a non-S.T.A.B Hyper Beam, and...

 

[AfroNinja117]

then eat his soul and crap it out onto your cousin's, brother's, friend's, former ex-roomate's mother within 5 minutes which will cause...

 

[Deathsong17]

her to explode. You are then arrested and must...