The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Singularly Datarific]

An ICBM which you shall lasso with your...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

extendable kielbasa and then throw it into the...

 

[blinkgun96]

window of a BMW while...

 

[AfroNinja117]

chewing a pre-chewed stick of 5 gum without...

 

[Ramthundar]

doing any blinking while also doing...

 

[terribleyetfun]

a kick ass guitar solo then you must summon...

 

[Incompl te]

a gyrating iron ninja who will then ask you to perform a task involving...

 

[Viper190]

sex, drugs and rock an roll.

 

[Amity]

Do this again but in the 24th step shoot the 3rd from the left. This should then..

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

...cause a breakdown in LEGO bricks, which will allow you to...

 

[ThreeWords]

break your game. buy a new one, and when you start it up, the title screen will be changed to...

 

[ZeroMachine]

... Eric Cartman dancing the caramelldansen with M. Night Shamalamadingdong, and then you must...

 

[Ramthundar]

do five jumping jacks in game and 10 push-ups out of game, starting up...

 

[Amity]

A secret stage, without wiping any sweat off of your brow. You must complete the entire stage in less than five seconds, when you complete this stage a...

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There was a mild earthquake while I was writing this, whole house was shaking.

 

[Incompl te]

throw it at rick astley before he can...

 

[SatuMitsumi]

...beg you to do the Cha-Cha Slide with him. You should be sent rocketing through a portal which will lead you to...

 

[Incompl te]

GLaDOS herself. You must then defeat her by...

 

[Amity]

Singing Sweet Home Alabama backwards to stun her. While she's stunned..

 

[AfroNinja117]

tickle her until she blows up which will reveal...

 

[Viper190]

her golden heart, which you have to take to the...