The Never-Ending Story! (Creative Thread)

TehIrishSoap · Dec 17, 2010

Once upon a time, there was a man from Ireland, called Sean, one day, Sean was in the local car wash when suddenly....

Professor Cubbage · Dec 17, 2010

... the car wash had run out of water..

Guy32 · Dec 17, 2010

... so he decided to go to...

emeraldrafael · Dec 17, 2010

((Crap, Screw it,m I can never keep up with these anyway.))

m.zajac · Dec 17, 2010

...Afghanistan, where he found...

Professor Cubbage · Dec 17, 2010

.. two Taliban selling a mysterious black box..

Nyce1 · Dec 17, 2010

he purchased the black box for $3.50 and found within it....

TehIrishSoap · Dec 17, 2010

A subscription to TIME magazine!

Guy32 · Dec 17, 2010

TIME magazine doesn't ship to Afghanistan, so instead he set fire to it for the purpose of...

Ciartan · Dec 17, 2010

Smoking it, because he was out of cigarettes, he then...

TehIrishSoap · Dec 17, 2010

Played "4'33" with a vuvuzela and bongo orchestra, when suddenly a flash of light...

Wandering hobo · Dec 17, 2010

attracting the attention of two ladies

TehIrishSoap · Dec 17, 2010

Caused John Martson to appear, being chased by Makarov and General Shepherd from Modern Warfare 2...

icypain · Dec 17, 2010

then the three of them dueled it out in....

blaberer6 · Dec 17, 2010

Egypt.

TehIrishSoap · Dec 17, 2010

Front of the United Nations.
Owen Wilson and the lead singer of Iron Maiden were the commentators, when suddenly Freddy Kruger turned up....

icypain · Dec 17, 2010

and you woke up on your bed with some matches...

TehIrishSoap · Dec 17, 2010

Having burned down the local asylum...

icypain · Dec 17, 2010

you started to think how you...

TehIrishSoap · Dec 17, 2010

Thought that Troll 2 was somewhat watchable.