The New 360 needs a special name

[omega 616]

The 360 GROD-dint, GROD for green light of death and dint 'cos it looks like something was dropped on it and they thought it looked super, smashing, great.

 

[Tarakos]

I don't get the "Slim" part. PS2 Slim was slim, but this ain't so little. I've been calling it the Xbox 360 Delta Model.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I liked the Xbox 360 Shiny... Or, 360: The Special RDoD (or RDoT) edition!

 

[Nimbus]

I vote for the "xBox 360 Stumpy Edition".

 

[Symp4thy]

How about "The One That Eats the Shit out of Your Games if You Move it While it's On?" 360?

Why would you need to move your console while you are playing it?

 

[Gabanuka]

Oblivon, it just sounds cool.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

The 360.1

It's so original.

Why not just say its the 360+1 or 361.

The XBox 360 Extreme Super Elite Turbo TO THE MAX!!

Super XBOX 720 Kickflip 9000 Extreme Turbo Deluxe Ultra Reloaded

1up'd

Super Duper NUMBERS CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE Alpha and Omega The Be All End All Ultimate Unbelievable Unattainable Unoutdoable Unconceivable X-Box Of Incredibly Awesome Badassitude.

That is the name it should have.


Fuck it. No. My kid is getting that name (replace X-Box with Kid) and he will be trademarked as brilliant.

 

[DSK-]

Microsoft Obelisk
Microsoft Obelisk 360
Microsoft Xbox 360 (Obelisk Edition)


My personal faveourite: Microsoft Easy CD Cleaner Destroyer

 

[Rylot]

The 360: "No we really fixed it this time, really guys"

 

[mikecoulter]

The 360.1

It's so original.

Why not just say its the 360+1 or 361.

Because that's so unoriginal!..

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

Easy bake oven lite?

Mahehahehahehahehahehahehahe!

The 360 earned the easy brake name why change it now?
I can't till till I see a tear down and this thing I bet they finally put a heat pipe in it!

Easy Break Oven?

Hint Easy bake oven.

 

[Colin Lehman]

The XBox 360 Extreme Super Elite Turbo TO THE MAX!!

Super XBOX 720 Kickflip 9000 Extreme Turbo Deluxe Ultra Reloaded

1up'd

Fantastic XBOX 1080 Uber Special Double-Double Supreme Mega Edition (Unabridged)

2up'd

 

[OmegaXzors]

I suggest 360 Neo Elite.

Only if it has a slot for sunglasses. Every time it turns on, I want my television to say, "it is inevitable, Mr. Anderson."

I think we should just call it,

"Xbox 360 scratched disks" because people like to move it.

 

[Sun Flash]

Call it the Xbox 720 because you turn 720 degrees and

...get a bit dizzy

I don't know, Jason?

 

[squid5580]

How about "The One That Eats the Shit out of Your Games if You Move it While it's On?" 360?

That is the same name as the old one.

 

[Glover09]

Doesn't this thing have all-new hardware throughout?

If so I have a couple of names:

XBOX Red Ring, Round 3(or whatever round this will be)

OR

XBOX 360 Toaster, burning your house down now.