The New 360 needs a special name

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ZippyDSMlee

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Konrad Curze said:
ZippyDSMlee said:
Easy bake oven lite?
... Whelp, I was gonna make a referance to its heat problems or the RRoD but honestly, after that, I got nothing.

You good sir win this entire thread.
YAY! I finally win something other than a darwin award!!!

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....how do I fit thread on my mantel?
 
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Eldritch Warlord said:
"New Xbox 360"

Think about it, have they referred to it as anything else?
And it will be terrible and awful, so we will release "360 Classic", and make BILLIONS!!!
HAH AHH HA HAAHAHAHAA HAAA!!!
 

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fix-the-spade said:
The Slim Jim!
Now that you've said that, I'm going to write Slim Jim on the side of mine if I eventually get one.

OT: The CashBox360, as in Microsoft will be making lots of cash off of this shitty little box. And you don't want to turn it 360 while it's on, or it will eat your disk.
 

KingKamor

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"The Clunker" for the sound it makes when eating your games.

*shot*

But really, "Slim" sounds just fine.
 

Zackary Yakumo

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the xbox "we ripped the living shit out of sonys playstation 3 and put the name xbox on there", AKA the Xbox WRTLSOOSP3APTNXOT
 

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Shi Shi said:
the xbox "we ripped the living shit out of sonys playstation 3 and put the name xbox on there", AKA the Xbox WRTLSOOSP3APTNXOT
I personally prefer the Xbox 720 Sellout.
 

Zackary Yakumo

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TheTurtleMan said:
Shi Shi said:
the xbox "we ripped the living shit out of sonys playstation 3 and put the name xbox on there", AKA the Xbox WRTLSOOSP3APTNXOT
I personally prefer the Xbox 720 Sellout.
next there going to have the Xbox 900, with the "special" Tony Hawk Edition XP
 

ThePlasmatizer

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Well I only created this topic as a fun way for people to create names for the new console, it's a shame fanboyism has set in.

The two main points that people are making:

1. Sony does not own the rights to a glossy finish on electrical products or they'd be making a killing on all new TV's being sold. If Microsoft copied anything they copied the current market trend of a gloss finish on all the TVs, HTKs and Blu Ray/DVD Players.

2. The new 360 250GB still has a disc tray and since it doesn't have a spindle discs can still get scratched in the disc tray if moved. I hardly think this is a design fault as it's common sense not to move anything with a disc tray while the disc is in motion.
 

LightOfDarkness

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Ok whos actually gonna get it? Considering that most 360 owners already have an active Live account, a wireless N reciever and getting a new harddrive for your 360 is fairly easy UIIRC.
 

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LightOfDarkness said:
Ok whos actually gonna get it? Considering that most 360 owners already have an active Live account, a wireless N reciever and getting a new harddrive for your 360 is fairly easy UIIRC.
I am, at some point, since mine RRoD'd out of warranty and I have a bunch of 360 games just chilling on the shelf and stuff.
 

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Scrumpmonkey said:
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Alfador_VII

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Just for fun I looked up what Micosoft are calling it.

Turns out they've been referring to it as Xbox 360 S (just S, not Slim) and they'll be marketing it as ...

XBox 360 250Gb

They've dropped all the model names like Arcade, Elite etc, and are just going with the disc capacity.

Having said that, I do like

"Xbox 270 guaranteed not to RROD as we didn't put a red ring of lights on it"
 

Quaxar

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The XBox 360 probably-no-PS3
Or the XBox 360 heatbrick, but that's what I'm calling the whole product so it'd kinda confuse me.
 

ThePlasmatizer

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LightOfDarkness said:
Ok whos actually gonna get it? Considering that most 360 owners already have an active Live account, a wireless N reciever and getting a new harddrive for your 360 is fairly easy UIIRC.
I bought a wireless N adaptor for my 360 Elite like a week before the announcement and I'm still buying the new 360.