The Escapist, if you would do the kindness of pardoning the shameless ass-kissery, if somewhat of a requiem for me. I can finally take part in a discussion of relative depth and intellect, which is a breath of fresh air from the forums where every third post is some variation of "OMFG haloRULZ! MasterCHEIF PWNs ALL!!!"
Having been exposed to legions of pre-pubescent 13 year olds telling me, and everyone else on the planet for that matter, that Halo and its various counterparts should change my perspective on life, one question has often bothered me: why do fanboys exist?
To put some perspective on my view of the matter, I'm part of a minority that-**gasp!** -does NOT watch sports. I don't find them particularly interesting. There are only two possible outcomes and the interim steps are all one and the same. You might as well grab a beer or three and gaze into a fish-tank for a few hours. On top of that, talking about sports essentially consists of listing facts. I'd rather do my math homework.
Ultimately I've come to the conclusion that televised sports is just a form of population control. After all; if people spent nearly as much time having sex as they did watching sports, we'd have quite a crisis on our hands! (This is statistically accurate, research says there is a spike in births nine months following any given power outage, "woohoo!")
Regardless, being a fan of say, your state's team, is understandable. Other than that designation I've never grasped the idea of "liking" one team over the other, as a team has no personality or morals. Yet I?ve seen grown men reduced to tears over the results of a football game.
The same applies to games, though obviously to a far less drastic extent. People latch on to one particular game, and defend it for all they're worth.
The most prominent of these is Halo. There are enough Halo fanboys to start a small country, and they get violently upset when someone even suggests that perhaps another game, (say. . . any other shooter) could be equal or even, by come twist of fate, BETTER than the revered title.
So, to restate the question, why do so many base their opinions on anything other than quality? why do fanboys exist?
Give your thoughts, opinions, and ideas!
cheers,
-eggdog
Having been exposed to legions of pre-pubescent 13 year olds telling me, and everyone else on the planet for that matter, that Halo and its various counterparts should change my perspective on life, one question has often bothered me: why do fanboys exist?
To put some perspective on my view of the matter, I'm part of a minority that-**gasp!** -does NOT watch sports. I don't find them particularly interesting. There are only two possible outcomes and the interim steps are all one and the same. You might as well grab a beer or three and gaze into a fish-tank for a few hours. On top of that, talking about sports essentially consists of listing facts. I'd rather do my math homework.
Ultimately I've come to the conclusion that televised sports is just a form of population control. After all; if people spent nearly as much time having sex as they did watching sports, we'd have quite a crisis on our hands! (This is statistically accurate, research says there is a spike in births nine months following any given power outage, "woohoo!")
Regardless, being a fan of say, your state's team, is understandable. Other than that designation I've never grasped the idea of "liking" one team over the other, as a team has no personality or morals. Yet I?ve seen grown men reduced to tears over the results of a football game.
The same applies to games, though obviously to a far less drastic extent. People latch on to one particular game, and defend it for all they're worth.
The most prominent of these is Halo. There are enough Halo fanboys to start a small country, and they get violently upset when someone even suggests that perhaps another game, (say. . . any other shooter) could be equal or even, by come twist of fate, BETTER than the revered title.
So, to restate the question, why do so many base their opinions on anything other than quality? why do fanboys exist?
Give your thoughts, opinions, and ideas!
cheers,
-eggdog