The "Not Doing Star Wars" List

[uneek]

I know Kevin Smith had to reassure his fans that there's no way they'd let him make one.

So Kevin Smith, then?

 

[uneek]

Get Joe Johnston to make it. Captain America was a better Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was.

So far he's like my favorite choice.

 

[uneek]

could you imagine the travesty if michael bay got it, ha ha ha

Don't even joke...

 

[M K Ultra]

Does this mean M Night Shyamalan is still available? Because that would be quite a twist.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Yes, get Joss to do it. Nathan Fillion can be Han, Morena Baccarin as Leia, Adam Baldwin as Chewie, Jewel Staite and Sean Maher as R2 and 3PO.

Make this happen!

 

[lechat]

yup joss clearly would rejuvenate the SW franchise
for starters he would make a SW universe with more than 1 female character that wasn't an extra or a stripper, odds are 10 or 20 of them each cuter than the last and secondly firefly cause fuck you jarjar thats why

 

[Rawne1980]

Uwe Boll.

They will run out of people to ask soon and all that will be left is Uwe Boll.

You thought the prequels were bad?

Wait until he's finished killing the franchise.

 

[Quaxar]

Seeing Quentin Tarantino on that list makes me wonder what a Tarantino Star Wars would be like. Probably awesome.

I thought the same thing. And I gotta say I'd sooo watch that.

A gritty bounty hunter in a smoking travelling through the Outer Rim in search of an old Empire relic teaming up with a female Jedi with two double-bladed lightsabres and a weird alien with a dark past and an addiction to Death Sticks. All set to Nancy Sinatra's version of that Cantina song.

Oh fuck, now I want to see this made. TO KICKSTARTER!

 

[uneek]

Interesting comments you guys. But I'd like to hear from people who are NOT doing Star Wars since that's what I'm doing here.

 

[Quaxar]

Interesting comments you guys. But I'd like to hear from people who are NOT doing Star Wars since that's what I'm doing here.

Well, I am not doing Star Wars. Does that count?

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Get Joe Johnston to make it. Captain America was a better Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was.

Yep, Joe Johnston has my vote here.

 

[uneek]

Interesting comments you guys. But I'd like to hear from people who are NOT doing Star Wars since that's what I'm doing here.

Well, I am not doing Star Wars. Does that count?

Not unless you're a famous director. Though, thanks to your avatar, I am now imagining Pinkie Pie directing a Star Wars movie. Thanks for that.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Hell, I'm calling it now that Guardians of The Galaxy is going to end up as a better Star Wars than the Star Wars prequels as well.

 

[Coffeejack]

Just so long as Uwe Boll or Michael Bay aren't doing it.

I also won't be doing it, I plan to be pissed that day. Sorry.

 

[Eddie the head]

Leonard Nimoy. Somehow I don't think he would be into that.