The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Barbas]

They will learn to fear that particular blank desk space.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My gameboy advance. might last long enough to bludgeon one or two attackers.

 

[Barbas]

My gameboy advance. might last long enough to bludgeon one or two attackers.

A real one? That's pretty neat. I hear they had pretty bad back-lighting. You ever get an Advance SP? I used to play Advance Wars on one at school, great game.

OT: Hopefully they'll choke on these library cards.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Newspaper. This game really screws me!

 

[Barbas]

The person on my left isn't going to take being a human shield very well.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

What am I supposed to do with a chocolate bar?

 

[Barbas]

This plastic alarm clock with no heavy or robust parts shall surely come in handy. Undead fiends beware!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

An alarm clock. not particularly heavy. would have to bash them over the head with it quite repeatedly.

 

[Barbas]

Woah, that's scary; I've got one too. Eat clock, apocalypse!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

zombies, mutants, whatever it is, feel the wrath of my computer speaker!

 

[Barbas]

Feel the frustration of this impractical raincoat, dope fiends.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

A keychain holding a tiny man and the EYE!

 

[Barbas]

They will feel the wrath of my desk drawer.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I will swing my bag of candy towards their direction.

 

[Barbas]

My elbow shall be the bane of their faces.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Nivea deodorant.

 

[Barbas]

I think I might be able to strangle a few with this USB cable.

 

[Headsprouter]

A very big printer.

 

[Barbas]

Good thing I bought the hardback version!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

my computer tower. probably not going to work any more now that world has ended anyways.