The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Commissar Sae]

So I have a boxcutter and a pillow... Well thats a recipe for stealth murders if I ever heard one.

 

[easternflame]

The north pole!

(Left is north right now.)

SMART FUCKER! SANTA IS WITH YOU! All that Fallout knowledge is finally paying off huh?

 

[MetalGearblack]

A automatic pepper grinder with a flashlight, great I can make zombies sneeze in the dark

 

[EeviStev]

A four year old Jack Russel- Silky Terrier cross. Distract them with your barking while I ride the hell out of here, boy!
Actually I wouldn't do that, I love my dog too much.

Also you guys using machetes, are you in an abattoir or something? Damn.

 

[Daniel Baker]

the remote to my T.V.

God damnit Napa...

 

[Blue2]

Arm's length: My 3g cellphone (It's not a weapon but can be used as a tool of commutation)
In the room I'm in: A glass skull full with vodka (weapon or currency)

 

[natster43]

Pillow. I am gonna smother some bitches!

 

[Doucheus Maximus]

What the hell am I supposed to do with a broken half of an eraser?

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

Rather conveniently, a large orange wood axe.
Needs a sharpen though

 

[IronStorm9]

A few empty pens, my portable hard drive, my iPod cord, and a pair of nail clippers. Can you say "most elaborate MacGuyver death trap ever?"

 

[Ice Car]

Either my Nintendo DS Lite, or a Backscratcher... Hm, tough choice. I don't want to lose my DS... But the backscratcher might be a better choice of weapon!

 

[hiks89]

toilet paper...damb

 

[longwd]

Three and a half foot long hand and a half sword. I think im sitting pretty.
(I had been messing with ti earlier so it's right next to me)

 

[Farotsu]

My tv 21inch tv. It's got handles and it is rather heavy so it would do rather well actually.

 

[melikeyshootey]

A paper bag from the pharmacy with a bunch of addresses of nice homes for sale on it...
wish me luck.

 

[Axel Vanheart]

ah yes...my Trust M9 Pistol =D
Note to self: BUY AMMO

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

"The snack that fights back, Goldfish!"

 

[Regeaj]

I am starting to question what people keep in their house and near them and their sanity

Edit: well i was trying to quote someone but of course idk how to on here but it was suppose to be quoting the guy with a claymore on his right hand side

 

[Corporal Yakob]

A roll of toilet paper: I think I can safely say CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

 

[Yellowbeard]

No shit - about two-dozen straight razors. I think I could deal.