The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Jake0fTrades]

Do I take the utility knife, the pencil or the $20 wristwatch?

...at least I'll know what time it is when I die.

 

[Battle Pope]

My grandfather's walking stick made out of a golf club. Yup, I'm good.

 

[PancakesSUCKTHEYDO]

Duck tape and a watch..

I have idea!

 

[bbad89]

Wrapper from a pack of Ritz crackers. I'm in luck, you guys are all dead though.

 

[Union Jack]

Erm. A roll of stamps. Fuck me.

 

[CheckD3]

Closest thing is a table, but there is a ring, a PS3, a PS3 controller, and a half full can of Ginger Ale all on the table at the same distance away from me...so with my choices I'd say I've got a 50-50 chance of getting either something to beat people with...or I'm stuck with a ring or a can...or I get the table? Who knows

 

[pwned123456]

thank god i have a push broom in my room i shall slay them all with the reaper

 

[Alpha Maeko]

My Samson C03U.

Microphone + Post Apocalypse?

Three Dog. Definitely.

 

[Vryyk]

My KA-BAR tanto Not too bad, but my roommate has an AK-47 next to him.

 

[CaptainCash]

A spoon.

 

[Evaheist666]

veggie biscuits? I don't know how that'll work out for me. 0.o

 

[Keepeas]

I have a couple of choices:
1)A large glass with a picture of a panda on it
2)A small glass with a picture brontosaurus
3)A blue pen
4)My 512G External Hard-drive
5)A sizable amount of paper
6)3 towers of burnable Discs both CD-R and DVD+R
7)A 2G flash-drive with neck band
8)A glasses case with out glasses

I'm gonna go with......the paper, I'll paper cut them to death.
Smart choice right?
No?
Okay...I choose...the discs

Now if only I were at my computer and not my dad's.
I'd have a pocket knife...oh well...

 

[jimahaff]

I have a damascus steel katana to my left; don't ask why i keep it next to my bed, Beat that.

 

[Scars Unseen]

I can choose between scissors, a stapler, and a black man with a shaved head. Well since black men in apocalyptic and horror films usually end up in a binary choice between cannon fodder or Ultimate Bad Ass, he'll make a good human shield either way. Easy choice.

 

[Slayer_2]

My cell phone... Well, I could try irradiating the zombies, or giving them carpal tunnel... could be a slow process, though.

 

[Angus565]

And I will ride my crappy old computer chair to freedom!
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM!!

 

[James Crook]

Are you a Funnyjunk.com user? In the comment sections we see that picture every once in a while.

I have a lipstick just to my left... shit.

 

[Gavmando]

A dirty pair of socks.

I'll be fine.

 

[Wintermoot]

a computer with a Antec 300 case.
I think I,ll stand a chance.

 

[Yumore]

My wonderfully well made Fender Jazz Bass.
Got a decent smack to it maybe if I run fast enough I'll make it