The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[an_luas]

SANDWICH!

 

[silasbufu]

Wow did you just make this thread because you have a fucking Rambo knife near you?

Anyways, my desk is a mess so I have alot of useless shit, except for some scissors.

 

[Puzzlenaut]

A bowl smeared with crusty chocolate cake from 3 days ago...


Happy Hunting!!

 

[Misho-]

My keyboard... I just have a question... What is a weapon apocalypse? I think you mean like zombie apocalypse or something...

 

[Gluzzbung]

A printer. Well i guess as long as it doesn't run out of paper i can just make paper airoplanes to throw at them. Lets see (ruffle) 16 sheets, well that'll last at least a minute

 

[Oassis]

An empty glass.

I guess im not TOTALLY screwed, as I can just smash it over the enemies head and use the sharp glass as a last resort lunge-stab-stab-stab weapon.

I wish I had something better though...

 

[Dutch 924]

A hardback copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix.
And some wicked sunglasses. Bring it on!

 

[tk809]

Sharpened pencil?
I can work with that.

 

[Debatra]

A wall.

I may be the most screwed of all posters here.

 

[ComprehensiveGoo]

A tea cup... Not as screwed as one may be lead to believe. I direct you to the Chronicles of Riddick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx1XhlPIeEM

 

[Xaio30]

I am always ready for a thread like this. To my left is a medieval shortsword and to my right is a homemade, thick, wooden shield.

COME AT ME!

 

[Smurf McSmurfington]

A Canon EOS 400D with a battery grip and a Sigma 50mm F1.4 lens... 1.2kg of plastic, metal and glass... could be worse.

 

[dfphetteplace]

B.C. Rich Warlock Bass guitar. This is going to be a fucking awesome apocalypse.

 

[SoulSalmon]

First object on my left... a box filled with random computr cables, some Jolly Ranchers and a pack of vitamin tablets >.>
Not entirely useles, but no good as a weapon.

The closest thing on my left that COULD be used as a weapon... is my lamp...
Still screwed >.< I keep my knife on my right side -.-

 

[killbotrix]

A pillow. A nice soft pillow. I could smother someone with it I guess. Of course, if it's a zombie apocalypse, I could always throw it at their feet and hope they trip over it. Also, I could find some ladies and hope they have a sexy pillow fight with it.

 

[Monkeylord]

A Wacom Tablet

I CAN DRAW THINGS INTO EXISTENCE!

Or maybe stab some people with the pen....

 

[Mehtevas]

I'm currently wearing a Smith and Wesson M&Pc 9mm on my left hip, so I'm going with that. Headshots do double damage.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Blanket... umm parachute to safety? Yeah I'm fucked.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

My cane. Hmm...well, at least it has some weapon properties...

 

[Mike-E]

A black bin bag filled with cuddly toys. I'd hate to be the other guy.