The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Kakashi on crack]

... My old spice deodorant...

Well, maybe I can convince the old spice guy to show up and destroy the zombies by pulling a shotgun out of his ass?

EDIT: and yet surprisingly I agree, in less harsher terms, with the guy above me

 

[GraveeKing]

I put my feet up in a weird position.... it's my left leg.
I can either tear it off and whack zombies with it or I guess maybe be a kickboxing with it would rock too.

 

[ultimateownage]

MY left is a whisky bottle.

My monitors left (which is where the hand is pointing) is a vodka bottle. (Also a giant stack of books with a fedora on top.)

Come at me Bro.

Uh, your left is the direction the hand is pointing. The monitor's left is your right

 

[Yuki_Seele]

I have two things to my left. My portable 1TB Hard Drive... Or my internet router... well i guess it could be worse.

 

[Jafe_45]

I don't know how a plastic smurf would help me against Zombies... I don't think that it'll help me at all.

 

[Byere]

Well, I have a massive amounts of CDs, DVDs, a large cabinet, a sword-shaped letter opener, a couple of pewter dragon statues, a large wooden cobra statue, a selection of of daggers and 2 laser pointers (with multiple laser-shaping heads).

Well, I'm sure I can construct some sort of weaponry from all that.

 

[C2Ultima]

A Wilson brand tennis racket. Better than nothing I suppose.

 

[JasonKaotic]

A printer.
I guess it depends how slow they are?

 

[ArchAngelKira]

All the wii-mote attachments...THE WHEELS OF FATE ARE TURNING... FIGHT!

 

[IamQ]

A poster about 17 different Swedish tree's. Uhh... Do zombies have dendrophobia perhaps?

 

[Zaverexus]

Um... to the left of my computer on my desk I have my headphones, an empty dice bag, and an "autism Awareness" wristband...
To my direct left is my bed...

I liked this thread better when it was my right and I had my Sonic Screwriver

 

[Bloedhoest]

An empty beer bottle.
You can inflict serious damage with it.

 

[Zaverexus]

What the fuck is a weapon apocalypse?

I wish people would stop making this exact same fucking thread, just worded a little differently, all the fucking time. This is probably the 20th fucking 'The object to your [direction] is your weapon in the [apocalypse scenario]' I've seen. Just fucking stop it.

Ah, but see, this thread is different! The last one I saw was the item to your right. Totally different.
Plus I assume some people have moved stuff around some and its interesting anyway so whatever. If you don't like it please just don't post.

 

[Jarl Gullberg]

Yeah, I'll stab them with a car key. Sure, it'll work!

 

[VinceVega]

My Guitar
http://www.lagguitars.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?GUID=22d59c4c-f272-4421-912c-36e815be3f6f

Don't know if i can fight my way out with that but i'll give it a shot

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

Directly to my left is a box of wires...
I suppose I could help someone make a bomb or something.

 

[SyFy39]

Either a stone buddha or a water bottle,either way im still dead eventualy.

 

[HalfBakedCheeto]

A couch cushion... o' boy, i got myself a shuicide run to the shtore. :3

 

[Dr.Susse]

A Zombie head.

If it magically becomes not ceramic any more I've got a chance.

 

[Ytomyth]

The mouse for my second laptop.....meh, could've done worse; there's a small plastic bag next to it.