The Occupy Wall Street Game

[I Have No Idea]

The protests that started in New York are reaching globally - Denmark, Rome, London, Paris, Oslo, the list goes on. Global unrest is building to a scary amount. Your job here is to write a quick list of events that starts with Occupy and ends with the apocalypse. You can be as realistic or as nutty as you like.

GO!

 

[Dapper Tadpole]

Stage 1: Occupy
Stage 2: Hit Up the Nearby ATM for Cash to Spend on Starbucks
Stage 3: Start Garbage Bin Fires for Warmth and to Cook Food
Stage 4: Simpsons Quotes vs. Family Guy Quotes
Stage 5: Everyone Becomes Annoyed at All The Students with Acoustic Guitars
Stage 6: Forget Why We Came In the First Place
Stage 7: ???
Stage 8: Profit
Stage 9: Apocalypse

 

[Trivun]

The protests that started in New York are reaching globally - Denmark, Rome, London, Paris, Oslo, the list goes on. Global unrest is building to a scary amount. Your job here is to write a quick list of events that starts with Occupy and ends with the apocalypse. You can be as realistic or as nutty as you like.

GO!

Not sure how they 'started in New York', in London we've been having protests regularly for the past couple of years since the student protests kicked off and got the ball rolling against the UK government. Just throwing that out there, we were protesting before it was cool ;D.

That being said...

OCCUPY STUPEFY PRAGMATIFY IMAGINIFY MAKEUPIFY PROTESTIFY BEATIFY BREAKIFY SMASHIFY FINANCIFY BRUTALIFY ARRESTIFY PROFITIFY APOCALYPSE...

Yeah, basically, the economy is screwed and people are stupid. Simple as that.

 

[SuperMarshmallow]

Stage 1: Occupy
Stage 2: Cold snap hits
Stage 3: Someone gets the bright idea to order a few kegs to warm everyone up
Stage 4: Everybody gets piss drunk
Stage 5: Biggest party of all time
Stage 6: Worst hangover of all time
Stage 7: People all over the world are irritable because of their hangovers, chaos in the streets
Stage 8: Complete economic collapse due to most people being stuck in the bathroom puking their guts up
Stage 9: Apocalypse

 

[I Have No Idea]

Not sure how they 'started in New York',

The Occupy Wall Street movement started in, uh, Wall Street.

Just throwing that out there, we were protesting before it was cool ;D.

Dirty hipster! ;D

PROFITIFY

???

 

[Space Spoons]

1. The Occupy movement begins.
2. The Occupy movement continues to expand at an exponential rate.
3. Fall of 2012 arrives and nothing has changed. The Occupy movement goes militant. Roughly 70% of the Earth's population is now in open revolt.
4. Spring of 2013. Roughly 96% of the US Armed Forces join the Occupy movement.
5. Fall of 2013. The President of the United States issues a statement to the Occupy movement demanding they stand down, or face the possibility of a nuclear response.
6. Winter of 2013. Everyone fires their missiles.
7. Spring of 2014. The Earth is a charred, radioactive cinder. All life was eradicated in the brief conflict. All that is left of civilization are some satellites, space junk, and a plaque on the Moon, written in a language that is now dead.

 

[I Have No Idea]

1. The Occupy movement begins.
2. The Occupy movement continues to expand at an exponential rate.
3. Fall of 2012 arrives and nothing has changed. The Occupy movement goes militant. Roughly 70% of the Earth's population is now in open revolt.
4. Spring of 2013. Roughly 96% of the US Armed Forces join the Occupy movement.
5. Fall of 2013. The President of the United States issues a statement to the Occupy movement demanding they stand down, or face the possibility of a nuclear response.
6. Winter of 2013. Everyone fires their missiles.
7. Spring of 2014. The Earth is a charred, radioactive cinder. All life was eradicated in the brief conflict. All that is left of civilization are some satellites, space junk, and a plaque on the Moon, written in a language that is now dead.

Nice. And also deepressing.

 

[Death God]

1) Occupy begins
2) Authorities begin to become angry with protest going on for 2 years
3) Authorities loose control of people
4) Fights and riots between authorities and people break out
5) All out war between the higher ups and the low class
6) The upper class threatens to use missiles and bombs
7) Lower class makes their own weapons of mass destruction
8) Nuclear war wipes out all but one man
9) Man wonders aimlessly across the barren earth until he kills himself
10) The end.

 

[classygangster]

1) Occupy begins
2) Authorities begin to become angry with protest going on for 2 years
3) Authorities loose control of people
4) Fights and riots between authorities and people break out
5) All out war between the higher ups and the low class
6) The upper class threatens to use missiles and bombs
7) Lower class makes their own weapons of mass destruction
8) Nuclear war wipes out all but one man
9) Man wonders aimlessly across the barren earth until he kills himself
10) The end.

I call being the last man alive! That's how these things work, obviously

 

[Death God]

1) Occupy begins
2) Authorities begin to become angry with protest going on for 2 years
3) Authorities loose control of people
4) Fights and riots between authorities and people break out
5) All out war between the higher ups and the low class
6) The upper class threatens to use missiles and bombs
7) Lower class makes their own weapons of mass destruction
8) Nuclear war wipes out all but one man
9) Man wonders aimlessly across the barren earth until he kills himself
10) The end.

I call being the last man alive! That's how these things work, obviously

Quite obviously my friend. Good luck surviving the end.

 

[maddness666]

1. Occupy begins.
2. Movement gains traction and it almost look as if the world will change for the better!
3. Someone shoots someone.
4. Someone else shoots back.
5. Goverments pass increasingly totalitarian laws to controll the riots.
6. More people rebel against the system in response to the loss of their civil liberties.
7. More laws.
8. English Socialism comes into power.
9. The Ministry of Love hunts and arrests thought criminals.
10. The Ministry of Truth writes thought criminals out of history.
11. The Ministry of Plenty fails to create enough to meet demand.
12. The Ministry of Truth changes the demand.
13. The Ministry of Peace wages a meaningless war.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

-Oh. And then aliens arived and destroyed the earth.