The Oddest Thing You've Considered About a Character...

[The Geek Lord]

How the flying fuck does Snake's bandana let him have infinite ammo?

Do the characters in Persona 3 & 4 ever go to the bathroom or take showers? And on that subject, how in the fuck do they have naturally blue or gray hair? Is their hair natural?

If I don't use the cooking mechanism in Tales games, do the characters ever eat? Do they have to? Do they feed off of mana in that case?

How do demons in Shin Megami Tensei games reproduce? Do they need to reproduce? How is every single one of a species of demon friends with all the others of that species?

And Dante, who shows up in Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. What about him? I've heard that in one of the Viewtiful Joe games he claims he had nothing to do with Devil May Cry 2. Is it because he was in Japan beating the shit out of me at the time? WHY was Dante in Nocturne? Why does he never use his devil trigger? How is he using so many holy stars without fear of dumping his S-Rank for item usage?

And Lucifer!
http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/File:KazumaKaneko-Lucifer.jpg
Look at that guy! Is his dick so tiny we can't see it, even when he has absolutely nothing covering it?

Let's not forget Mara (look it up yourself, NSFW), who is a giant green dick. Does it ejaculate at all? WHY is it a giant green death penis? Why is it riding a chariot?

Why does Cthulhu in Shin Megami Tensei have a dick sticking out of his mouth? Is that what drives people insane just by looking at him? This question? Are they asking if it's double sided or if he's giving himself a blowjob?

Spoiler: Also Hito-Shura

Seriously, how far down does that tattoo go? Is it on his dick? Does it go up his ass?

And why am I asking so many questions about people's dicks? Do I need to put up the words "no homo" on this post? Why do I have a headache? Why am I trying to find that clip of some dude saying "It just raises too many questions?"

And lastly...

WHY IS THIS SONG SO COMPLETELY FUCKING AWESOME?​

 

[MintyNinja]

If you play a female character in Saint's Row 2, who the hell gave you a sex change and why?!

 

[Tdc2182]

In Oblivion, the only person I noticed every riding around in the outlands were either guards or some random chick who owned a castle.

Yet there was always a bandit who demanded a toll for passing over the bridge. How many people did he demand that toll too?

What was the hay made out of in Assassin's Creed that allowed yu to fall fifty stories without killing yourself?

 

[StellarViking]

In Oblivion (and many, many other games), after I bust into a dungeon/bandit hideout/thieve's den/pirate's lair/whatever, take absolutely everything inside, and kill each and every one of them, why do they constantly return to not only repopulate it, but stand in the same spots and put various other valuables in the same exact places as before, then act surprised when I do it again?

Also, I can run across the countryside in full armor, swing a massive sword through countless waves of enemies, carry a bazillion weapons and OTHER suits of armor not to mention potions, scrolls, and whatever other miscellaneous crap I've picked up, leap over walls and fences, lead the Fighter's, Mage's, and Thieve's guilds as well as the Dark Brotherhood, but I still can't stay underwater for more than twenty seconds?

 

[Skoldpadda]

Why doesn't female Shepard ever have her period?

 

[Tentickles]

If the Super Mutants in the Fallout games have no defined sex (male/female) do they lose their "important bits?" and if they do... How do they pee?

I often find myself wishing I could kill the NPC's I talk too rather than the "bad people" Im supposed to kill. Honestly if people are THAT lazy to send me 30 feet to kill a "bandit" standing in the open, they deserve to die.

I know in World of Warcraft the Alliance are the good guys and Horde the bad guys... but has anyone stopped to consider that the Alliance tried to pull a Hitler on the Orcs? Seriously, WTF. Total enslavement--> work camps --> death camps --> anti-orc-ism going on in that game.

Why are people in the Silent Hill games so sexually repressed? Pyramid Head is James (Phallic much) and the Nurses (sexual rage) equal that woman who gave birth to The Satan Child. Well representations of them...

Did Half-Life's Gordon Freeman ever think of just not doing what people forced him to do?

I have more but Im tired

 

[Mr Pantomime]

In Ratchet and Clank, a Crack in Time, Ratchet finaly meets another Lombax, who must be 40-50. Im sure Ratchet is an adult, so why is he half this guys size? Does he have a growth defect.

Also, why cant I go back in time to save an entire race, but its perfectly fine for me to do it because I cant find a nearby ship.

 

[GrimHeaper]

Hey all,

Just out of a supreme lack of stuff to fill my time constructively with, I started to think about odd hypotheticals about characters (both minor and major) for the video games I've played throughout my life. I feel I must find out if anyone else has ever had the same thoughts, and, if so, what are they?

For example, if we are lead to believe that after 25 years, Mario has been coming over to Peach's castle for more than "cake," then, excluding Baby Mario, how many bastard children do you think he's fathered?

Let the off-kilter discussions begin?

What do you mean by excluding baby mario?
Baby mario is mario.

 

[ChupathingyX]

If the Super Mutants in the Fallout games have no defined sex (male/female) do they lose their "important bits?" and if they do... How do they pee?

I'm not 100% sure but I think the Mariposa (West Coast) super mutants reatain their main sexual organs and therefore still kinda male/female but I don't think they can pee, or at least don't need to. However, they are sterile so they can't reproduce like normal humans can.

I don't know about Vault 87 (East Coast) super muatants though, Bethesda didn't really give us much to go on.

 

[Easton Dark]

Shouldn't Batman's cape get caught on things? It's long and flowing, just asking to get ripped.

 

[Saulkar]

I constantly wonder what Sci-Fi characters in video games A-La Mass Effect, Doom/Doom3, Oblivion, smell like.

 

[Anezay]

Why is there a police officer on every single rooftop in Assassin's Creed 2? Do they just hire one guy in every building to guard?
How far do Avatar Aang's tatoos go?
Does no one ever poop?

Why doesn't female Shepard ever have her period?

That too.

 

[chronicfc]

If I now have 100% chameleon then how can I still speak to people, why are they not bothered speaking to an invisible person and how can things still attack me?

 

[SpaceCop]

In Mafia II why do Vito and Joe spend an entire day selling stolen cigarettes for $2 a carton when they can easily steal and crush cars for $400 a piece?

Why does Niko Bellic spend the entirety of GTAIV doing incredibly dangerous and illegal jobs for money even after he's amassed like $600,000, a fleet of luxury cars, and several penthouse apartments?

How fucked is the economy of Saints Row 2 that a single hamburger can cost $150? I guess that's what happens when your city is run by a sociopathic crime lord.

 

[ZeronicX]

I hate it when in a game something big is coming that will destory you (Im talking to you Fable 3 and InFAMOUS 2)
why can't you just tell them that a UNGODLY force is coming in X ammount of hours/days/weeks

but noooo you got to fight the gangs and controll the empire/city by making it free of gangs/ moral chooses

 

[standokan]

Why doesn't Toad care about eating other mushrooms with faces?

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Why must I love the princess in Dragon Warrior?
I'm not opposed to a little "thank you" for saving her but I hardly think it's a premise for a romantic relationship.

 

[Danceofmasks]

What the ... how much would it hurt to have jiggle physics like that?!

 

[ArbiterX13]

In Super Mario Sunshine, it's scary enough that Bowser tells Bowser Jr. Peach is his mother. It's scarier that when Bowser Jr. mentions this while holding Peach captive, she asks, "I'm your mama?" She never attempts to deny that it wouldn't be possible--meaning that clearly it was. I'm left wondering just what Bowser and Peach did while she was held captive at his castle all those times...