The one question they always ask you that you hate

[Kukakkau]

So what is that one question that everytime you meet someone new etc they always have to ask you, that really annoys you?

For me it's "Do you manicure your nails?" - my nails are naturally bright white when they get longer and everyone always asks me this.

Also little less common is "did you straighten your hair?" - I always get asked this if I shower before going out since it makes my hair look different and I always frown on guys using straighteners to get "that look" they love so much

And imagine both of them being asked in judging tones

EDIT: And here's a prime example for amusement

 

[Zipa]

Why do you dye your hair that black?( I don't obviously)
Why do you have a girls name?(Again I don't, Ashley is accepted for both genders)

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

When people learn I am a medical student they ask "Is medicine like Scrubs?" or "have you killed anyone yet?" or "Have you seen many penises lately?"

It's begun to irritate me now!

 

[Marter]

"Has the bus come yet?"

People ask me that when I'm still standing there waiting for the bus.

I don't like that.

 

[Adecristo]

"Is it seriously your real name? Man, it's just too short"
Adam D**. Yah, 7 letters in total.
I seriously hate that.

Also, the "have you done your homework yet?" knowing, that the answer will always be "yes".

 

[exarkunsith]

Do you have orange pubic hair?

I mean honestly you can only take that question in good humour a finite number of times, and I must say I've hit the limit.

Why do people always say that to red heads (gingers)?

 

[nunqual]

Woah, you're only _____?

People love to talk about how I'm younger than them....

How did you get so smart?

I hate, absolutely hate, talking about my intelligence. I think everyone is smart.

 

[Zipa]

People asking the name of the shop I work in when it is on the 20ft sign over the door, makes me want to punch the tards.

 

[Dags90]

"Has the bus come yet?"

People ask me that when I'm still standing there waiting for the bus.

I don't like that.

Wow, there must be a lot of blind people where you live or something. That's like asking "Is it nighttime yet?" Unless they presume the bus came and left and you stared at it slack jawed instead of getting on.

I don't usually get asked questions up front by new acquaintances or strangers. Occasionally I would get the "Do you eat?", but not so much anymore. So either I look like my weight is more normal or now that I'm older it's considered in bad taste to ask.

 

[Distorted Stu]

"Is it in yet" >_<

 

[nunqual]

"Is it in yet" >_<

Hahaha. Oh how that made me laugh.

 

[anthony87]

"Why do you have a beard?"
or
"Why do you grow your hair so long?"

BECAUSE I FUCKING LIKE HOW MY HAIR AND BEARD LOOK OKAY!?!?

 

[Kukakkau]

"Is it in yet" >_<

I really want to just close the thread at that... haha

 

[Shinrae]

'Why are you so quiet/shy/nervous'

 

[NeedAUserName]

"Are you OK" I know its said with the best of intentions, but its just so annoying.

 

[TheTaco007]

"Has the bus come yet?"

People ask me that when I'm still standing there waiting for the bus.

I don't like that.

That drives me insane. "Yeah, it came. That's why I'm still here and not on the bus."

Another one is "Is that your real name?" (I have a name that isn't a typical name. It's a word.) What exactly do they think I'm doing? Lying to them? Do they expect everyone in the world to be named "John" or "Mary"? WTF? Any time someone has even the slightest bit different, everyone seems to freak out. And even though it's a regular 4 letter word that everyone uses practically every day, I STILL have to walk people through pronouncing and spelling it. I just want to go "Do you even SPEAK English? What's wrong with you?"

Woah, you're only _____?

People love to talk about how I'm younger than them....

This too. Why would I lie about that? What is it with humans that make them repeat everything they just heard in the form of a question?

 

[motyr]

I'm in Canada, so it follows:
Do you guys live in igloos?

 

[EHKOS]

Are you okay?

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THEN NO!
Escpecially the time I was bleeding genoursly all over the bus. No, I'm fine. Just sneezing Hawaiian punch....

 

[nunqual]

Another one is "Is that your real name?" (I have a name that isn't a typical name. It's a word.) What exactly do they think I'm doing? Lying to them? Do they expect everyone in the world to be named "John" or "Mary"? WTF? Any time someone has even the slightest bit different, everyone seems to freak out. And even though it's a regular 4 letter word that everyone uses practically every day, I STILL have to walk people through pronouncing and spelling it. I just want to go "Do you even SPEAK English? What's wrong with you?"

Yeah I get that too. Not because my first name is unusual, but because I have 4 of them. And the last two are a little weird. "Qualters" and "Nunamaker." Oh the weird pronunciations people come up with.

 

[Rascarin]

"Are you sure you just haven't met the right man yet?"

I mean, of course, that must be it - I'm a lesbian out of sheer desperation, turning to fanny because I just can't get any cock. Urgh. I hate ignorance.

Another one that bugs me is "So, what are you studying?" No real reason for that one, I just hate talking about my studies.