The one question they always ask you that you hate

[BigHairyMarty]

One reason I've stopped accepting friend invites on skype is mainly the fact that some people bore me with questions mainly about whether or not I share their opinion on something when chances are, I probably don't (actually, I guess that can also apply to real life). A couple of times, one guy even asked me if certain games would run on his computer without even trying for himself. He musta thought I was omniscient or something.

Something else that annoys me is the idea of having to interact with certain locals at the pub. Said locals being fans of some youtube videos I did a long time ago which I deleted and mostly forgot about. The idea of being asked about old stuff I no longer like isn't my idea of fun, especially in the town I grew up in. A place where I happened to develop some trust issues.

 

[El Poncho]

Do you have orange pubic hair?

I mean honestly you can only take that question in good humour a finite number of times, and I must say I've hit the limit.

Why do people always say that to red heads (gingers)?

They want to see your exotic pubes? Maybe if you showed them they would stop xD

OP- People always ask me why I blink a lot as if I'm doing it on purpose.

 

[Kukakkau]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P87DS3aY4w

What are you thinking?

THE RAAAAAAGE!!!!

I'm adding that to the OP it's just too awesome and true

 

[Aluminum76]

One question that annoys me is,

"Why are you so small (height wise, not length wise, perverts!)?"

I always answer,

"Why are you so big?"

 

[iphonerose]

Are you sick? jeez your as white as a ghost!
No i'm just pale (anaemia)

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Why do you dye your hair that black?( I don't obviously)
Why do you have a girls name?(Again I don't, Ashley is accepted for both genders)

I'm pretty sure Ashley is a girls name.

 

[Karlaxx]

I get tired of people asking me why I'm wearing my duster in the summer. Because it's my rain coat!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

And I quote:

"So... you wouldn't fuck [female celebrity name] then?"

For the 500th time random drunken friends of my housemates: I'm gay! I don't do women. No, not even Megan Fox. Or Beyonce. I do guys, women are not on any of my to-do lists. There are no exceptions to this fact, please stop inquiring as to whether there are certain women I would, in fact, sleep with.

There aren't. Kindly shut your face.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

"Do you have a twin brother?" Only asked because I have SLIGHT similarities in physical appearance to another dude at my school.
"How are you THIS smart?" Oh I dunno, maybe I just pay attention and care about my schoolwork.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

"Did you do your homework?"

You just saw me do it. FOR THE LAST HOUR. Jeezus...

 

[loodmoney]

I know it's been mentioned, but "you don't talk much, do you?" is a horrible question to be asked. It cannot be answered in a way that does not make you look like a complete anti-social introvert ("no", or "yes, in fact I do" (it is somewhat akin to "have you stopped beating your wife" in that regard)) or absolute bastard ("I do, I just make a point of not talking to idiots, that's all").

 

[Astoria]

'Wow, really?' as a responce to any question I've just answered. No I just thought I'd screw with you. Oh course really!

 

[Aetera]

"Why would you major in that? What can you possibly do with a degree in English?"[footnote]English Literature. I'm not even a creative writer.[/footnote]

"Oh, you're an English major? You must be planning on becoming a teacher, then?"

NO. I JUST LIKE BOOKS. GO AWAY. LEAVE ME TO MY SARTRE.
[small]L'enfer, c'est les autres. You were right all along, Jean-Paul. You were right all along.[/small]

 

[Kukakkau]

Wow that this thread took off when I wasn't looking

Recently - after applying to be an extra in the upcoming film World War Z that's being shot in my city (I've only filled out a form to see if I will be accepted)

"So when you going to be filming/on the big screen"
"Is the film any good?"
"Are you going to be a zombie?"

I don't know all I've done is get a headshot taken and filled in a form saying I'm fine with being a beggar in it -.-

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

I'm sure it's been said on here before, but "When did you decide to be gay?" tends to make me mad, and I get it a lot. It's just ignorant on so many levels.

 

[Kukakkau]

When you stand up on the bus and the person next to you blocking you in to the window stares and goes "oh, do you want off?". NO I just felt like standing up in a moving vehicle, thanks.

This also becomes 5x more annoying when they know you want off then proceed to sit there until you make the point that they have to move for you to actually get out (with me having to vault over someone one time as well)

I'm amazed how many times this happens and how dumb each person involved is