"The one that got away"

[Hazy]

It might just be my Sherlock holmes meets cocaine addled detective mentality, but I'm detecting a hint here.

Wouldn't that make you the worlds most paranoid detective? You'd keep thinking Watson is trying to kill you.

...
He Is.. O_O

Also your dealer is Dr. Moriarty in disguise.

... You know!?

 

[Chipperz]

Allll the time. I miss the opportunity with girls on a fairly regular basis, I've just given up getting one now...

 

[Agent Larkin]

It might just be my Sherlock holmes meets cocaine addled detective mentality, but I'm detecting a hint here.

Wouldn't that make you the worlds most paranoid detective? You'd keep thinking Watson is trying to kill you.

...
He Is.. O_O

Also your dealer is Dr. Moriarty in disguise.

... You know!?

Of course I do. I know everything.

 

[Break]

A girl one asked for my phone number. I thought, "what the hell, sure". I'd never been able to find where the phone number was listed in my mobile, so I'd written as an entry in the contacts list, and showed her that.

I later found out that I had entered the number wrong, and that the number I'd listed as "Me" actually phoned some random guy.

Never did see her again. Then again, I moved to another city a month or so later, so I suppose it didn't matter anyway~

 

[Hazy]

It might just be my Sherlock holmes meets cocaine addled detective mentality, but I'm detecting a hint here.

Wouldn't that make you the worlds most paranoid detective? You'd keep thinking Watson is trying to kill you.

...
He Is.. O_O

Also your dealer is Dr. Moriarty in disguise.

... You know!?

Of course I do. I know everything.

*Loads Revolver*
And that is why...
YOU MUST DIE.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I dumped the one that got away, because I was told i'd be dead pretty soon.
Some shit hot surgeon done the funny business to my ribcage and i'm now fit and healthy, and she has a new man. Seriously though, I'm the 32nd person to survive what I had, so I didn't think i'd pull through!.

I aint got the girl, but I got my life, so thats good.

I haven't seen it yet... But that sounds like the plot to the movie...

haha, it does doesn't it!.

What i'm shocked about is the ***** agreed that we should seperate, at least put up more of a fucking fight darling!.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Too many times have i let that one get away! god damn

Stupid Friend-Zone screwed me over so many times!:/

 

[fenrizz]

I once dated this amazing girl, looked real nice, had lots in common and had some of the greatest sex ever. She also really loved me...
Dumped her to be with another girl, that turned out to be shit.
I regret it to this day.
I think I would do anything to go back and change that decision now...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I set up camp in the friend zone many years ago, and now reside there. Oh well, at least there's hugs and cookies in here.

I try to look at the silver lining, even if the cloud is very very small and pissing down on me constantly

 

[blipblop]

nope always get (or got, im in engaged now) what i want or who i wanted.
even stole a few girls from other guys... does that make me a bad person????????

 

[Agent Larkin]

It might just be my Sherlock holmes meets cocaine addled detective mentality, but I'm detecting a hint here.

Wouldn't that make you the worlds most paranoid detective? You'd keep thinking Watson is trying to kill you.

...
He Is.. O_O

Also your dealer is Dr. Moriarty in disguise.

... You know!?

Of course I do. I know everything.

*Loads Revolver*
And that is why...
YOU MUST DIE.

Im Alan Quartemaine and were in Africa. Do your best.

 

[Nincompoop]

Nope. Never had a girl. I do have someone though that won't love me no matter how hard I try... <color=white>Maxi

Nope. Never had a boy. I do have someone though that loves me no matter often I tell him to give it up...

escapistmagazine.com has brought you together :O!

 

[Hellion25]

All the time. I'm not a fast runner you see.

 

[lava_lamp]

this thread is depressing

 

[Agent Larkin]

It might just be my Sherlock holmes meets cocaine addled detective mentality, but I'm detecting a hint here.

Wouldn't that make you the worlds most paranoid detective? You'd keep thinking Watson is trying to kill you.

...
He Is.. O_O

Also your dealer is Dr. Moriarty in disguise.

... You know!?

Of course I do. I know everything.

*Loads Revolver*
And that is why...
YOU MUST DIE.

Im Alan Quartemaine and were in Africa. Do your best.

this seem familiar is that boosh qouting?

I don't know I'm just using my vast knowledge of 19th century characters to mess with his head. If it is Boosh quoting it is by pure chance.

 

[damselgaming]

I'm proud to say that I was the one that got away... a few times... wooo!

 

[Agent Larkin]

i have heard it before though, and it wasnt 19th century, TO GOOGLE

Just so you know im talking about characters set in the 19th century. Some are probably not written then.