Well for me there's quite a list of things I hate and it isn't fair to pick one over the others. So here we go:
1. Creationists: Now before you all start calling me a bigot understand that if you want to beleive any religion you want I am not going to stop you. However when you actually demand people to refute evolution, put videoes up that can at best make interesting speculation and call it evidence of creation, be quick to disprove all other beleifs but then get angry when someone dissagrees with you, attack gay right's amendments, refuse to allow evolution to be taught as scientific fact and just about anything else that Creationists do that is stupid.... get ready for me to call a bunch of moronic, self obsessed, deluded bell ends.
2. People who drive Hummers: You're not cool, you couldn't be less cool even if I dropped you into an erupting volcano. A big ugly mechanical turd like that will not fix anything. You think women are attracted to the hummer, if you think you need a car to make people like you, you are a real, real fucking loser. Plus onto the safety issue, some people say
'oh hummers are safe'
safe for YOU maybe, but what about the people in the car you crashed into? TOTAL ANHILATION. Every single person in the car infront of you will be killed, even going thirty miles an hour in that brick shithouse is enough to guarentee that you are going to kill them. What a trade up, if you were both in normal cars you could get very injured and the people in the other car might get injured too, but eventually you would recover. Instead you trade that for the certainty you will live but everyone in the other car will die 'oh my life is SOOO much more important than that wife, daughter, son, mother, father, brother, sister of my neighbours'. Frankly any person who can live comfortably without any concern about other people only themselves deserves nothing less then to be run over and over by cars until they are nothing but a red chunky stain. That the cats piss on.
3. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer: These guys made the series of films that have the word 'movie' in the title.
I demand their blood!!!
4. Halo Haters: I really like the Halo series as most already know, however I don't automatically hate you just because you don't like Halo. If it's not your thing, or you prefer games like Half life 2 I can accept that.
...however.
If you are like the vast majority of the Halo Haters who have some kin of tearful grudge against the franchise and want to see it die and cry and ***** and moan that it sucks without giving any reasons why. To whom they all stereotype us as ignorant morons who just mindlessly like Halo and are stupid fanboys who will worship anything with the word 'Halo' in the title. To whom every day is like a crusade against the Halo Nation, MY people. I don't understand what the Halo Nation did to recieve such hate (beleive it or not but most of us a peaceloving people) but it seems everywhere we go we get profiled and mocked and insulted by pricks who have jumped onto a bullshitty 'let's all hate Halo' bandwagon.
These Halo haters seem to look for any excuse to hate Halo at any point and make their voices very, very, clear. I think that because Halo is popular everyone just wants to hate it because they want to seem elitist or sophisticated, that's being stuck up and intolarably smug. They haunt every Halo based thread and make about a million Halo Hate threads. Making us Halo fans the minority being crushed under the weight of some kind of Sony loving self important violent and facistic regime with serious hygiene issues. The dirty Sony Nazi's.
Seriously whenever a Halo fan bravely states his liking of a game in open defiance he gets attacked by like a million responses that tell him he's wrong.... I bet you're doing this to me right now? You are aren't you?
Shame on you, you pathetic mainstream loving crowd following sheep.
-from the desk of Vrex360
