The One Thing You Hate More Then Anything

[Flap Jack452]

I also hate Jason Mraz. I can't stand that guy.

Good, I thought I was the only one.
I also hate people who say "you know?", and my mom says it literally every other sentence.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Cheating men, chauvenistic men, arrogant, narcississtic men, men with large egos, guidos, muscley men who wear small pink t-shirts, men who wear any sort of makeup whatsoever, men who dye their hair, men with frosty tipped hair for that matter, men with abnormally high testosterone levels, men who have long scraggly hair and beards who look like they don't shower, men who wear oversized clothing, with shirts I could use as a blanket, or jeans they have to hold on to so they don't fall down. Men who act modest but secretly think their hot sh*t, white men with dreadlocks, players, men who are in love with their cars, men who think foreign cars with loud pointless mufflers and ugly logos, decals are the center of the universe, men who always think they're right, men with short fuses, overly uptight men, men who are afraid to commit, men who party/drink too much, men who pee without lifting the seat, pee all over the seat and then you sit in it, men who are mean to cats, men who don't appreciate art/movies/culture, men who think if it isn't a scary/action movie, it isn't a movie, men who have abnormally long spikey hair with headbands, men who fake bake/spraytan, men who think they will ALWAYS be better at videogames than girls, men who do farmers blow their nose in your shower, men who listen to nickleback/seether/any other band like that obsessively, men who listen to my chemical romance/falloutboy/any other band like that obsessively, men who don't appreciate culture, racists, men who think drugs are the center of the universe, codependants, men who keep their girls on a short leash, men who automatically think if their girl wants to go out without them they are cheating, men who when caught making a mistake, (like leaving their gf's gastank on empty and she doesn't realize and breaks down and has to walk home), then turns it around on her,
men who think they need to be an item with a girl after 2 dates, men who think they need to move in with their gfs after 3 weeks, and pigs.

no wonder i'm single.

You could've just sad "macho's" and it would've covered the whole damned thing ;-) But yea those types are pricks, best to avoid them, they really put a stain on our sex. Makes me feel embarassed to be a guy.

Anyway, for it's either smoking (o how do I deteste it), the 'alcohol culture' that lives under today's youth (it's just pathetic) or...well, I hate a lot of things, probably too much. Sadly that includes myself, I really really hate myself, it's horrible.

 

[timmytom1]

Vorephiles

Is that the thing about people being eaten? (yes that sounds massivly ignorant)

 

[timmytom1]

Intolerance. Can't we all just leave each other the fried eggs alone? Here is a thought, you believe what you want, and I'll respect its differences, and I'll believe what I want and you'll respect the differences, and we'll all get along famously. And eat pudding... who doesn't like pudding? communists, thats who...

But your fried eggs are better than mine.....

 

[Zombie_Fish]

James Blunt- Because face it, everyone hates him really. You either hate him, or you're in denial of hating him.

 

[Nova Tendril]

Vorephiles

Is that the thing about people being eaten? (yes that sounds massivly ignorant)

Yeah

 

[drummersbangharder]

Cheating men, chauvenistic men, arrogant, narcississtic men, men with large egos, guidos, muscley men who wear small pink t-shirts, men who wear any sort of makeup whatsoever, men who dye their hair, men with frosty tipped hair for that matter, men with abnormally high testosterone levels, men who have long scraggly hair and beards who look like they don't shower, men who wear oversized clothing, with shirts I could use as a blanket, or jeans they have to hold on to so they don't fall down. Men who act modest but secretly think their hot sh*t, white men with dreadlocks, players,
no wonder i'm single.

You could've just sad "macho's" and it would've covered the whole damned thing ;-) But yea those types are pricks, best to avoid them, they really put a stain on our sex. Makes me feel embarassed to be a guy.

Anyway, for it's either smoking (o how do I deteste it), the 'alcohol culture' that lives under today's youth (it's just pathetic) or...well, I hate a lot of things, probably too much. Sadly that includes myself, I really really hate myself, it's horrible.

I could have made a list as long as that for girls but I thought i'd spare people. To me there are a lot of variations of different men I've dated in that list, most of which turned out to be lying, cheating scumbags. I believe I wrote that on a day when I was particularly disgusted with the opposite sex, and the estrogen was aflow. I'm a homebody most of the time, I will only go out on weekends, IF I even go out, I'm just not comfortable in the party environment. I have a job and would like to keep it. All of my exboyfriends were into that "alcohol/occasional joint culture" you speak of and would end up going out without me. I would be okay with it because I don't like to hold people back from what they want to do. But then one day I would get a call from some source, informing me of his cheating ways, and I would promptly break up with him.
Story of my dating life.

So, I've been single for about one year looking for someone who won't put me through those mind games again.

 

[Darkintent]

I hate people who dont like being called "mate"
Im sorry but what do you want me to call you if i dont know your name?
its like if you bump into someone down the street
"opps, sorry mate"
"im not your fucking mate"
"would you prefer ****?"

 

[sooperg]

getting rick rolled!!! next person who rick rolls me is gonna get a rotten egg in the mail.

 

[beastwood225]

to be honest its hard to pick, so the first one that came into my head was people who stand still on escalators. ITS THERE TO GET YOU TO THE TOP FASTER! USE IT!!

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Hyper Conservatives
Hyper Liberals
PETA
Religious nujobs
Militant Atheists
Anything spawned from The Disney channel
Soulja Boy
99% of rap music
ALL country music
Hypocrites.

That is all for now.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Humanity. You give me a big red button that nukes every square foot of this planet and I will not hesitate to push it.

I love you.

 

[agerdemon]

The phrase 'at the end of the day.' I die a little inside when that phrase is uttered.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Humanity. You give me a big red button that nukes every square foot of this planet and I will not hesitate to push it.

I love you.

Kind of you but in all likely hood you're probably human so you have do die just like everyone else, including myself. No sweet talking outta the end of the species

Nah, I'm a Transhumanist. My fondest wish is to merge with technology and transcend humanity.


Where are the Cylons, by the by? Because I want to go shake their hands. Then join them.

 

[Ultress]

E-Surance,just sell auto insurance, stop with the crappy songs and stupid green bull shit.

Also Homophobes,wanna-be gangsters,gangsters(not the godftaher kind),Rasists,PC white guys, anal retintive grammer nazis, and people who say your interpration of a story is wrong. Also uppity high school freshman and younger children in general

 

[WittyName]

Stereotypes.

 

[Lukirre]

1. Being interupted while speaking.
2. Political Correctness.
3. 80% of people on the internet/online.