The one weapon you've always wanted

[Fidelias]

You cannot deny the awesomeness that is...

Spoiler

The Mad Dog. FEAR IT!!! (For you noobs who only played Mech ASSAULT, that would be the Vulture)

Edit: And yes, mechs ARE weapons, not vehicles(that spelled right?).
EditEdit:I mean, seriously, does that look like a VEHICLE to you?

 

[Yureina]

I loves the MIRV in Fallout 3. It allows me to share some similarities with Chuck Norris.

 

[superbatranger]

Has everyone forgotten about the Morph-O-Ray or the RYNO from Ratchet and Clank? Come on, a gun that would turn bad guys into chickens? A gun that "Rips You a New One"? Hell, I'd be cool with any gun from Ratchet and Clank.

 

[Ganthrinor]

I'm going to go with a suit of Terminator Armor with a Storm Bolter, Heavy Flamer and shoulder-mounted Cyclone Missle launchers. Thunder Hammer/Shield with a personal Teleportation system is a close second.

For the Emperor.

Or maybe a suit of Chaos Terminator Armor with dual Chain Axes. That'd be pretty sweet too.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

For that, Heretic, I shall wield a Grey Knights Terminator suit with a Nemesis Sword and a Psycannon!

bring out the baneblade, there be heretics within this thread, FOR TEH EMPRAH!..and spehs mahreens..but mostly teh emprah

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

 

[SimuLord]

Weapons? Give me a 100% Chameleon Suit from Oblivion and I could kill everyone I needed to kill with nothing more than a rusty butter knife.

But if you must bring weapons into it, the Man Opener from Fallout 3. Cool name, awesome amounts of carnage sprayed everywhere, and you could be dressed in the best combat armor the US Army has to offer and I'm still goin' through you like butter.

 

[Kingsman]

A ZF-1, with Portal-device and Gravity gun add-ons.

Mmm....

 

[Haloperidol]

The gun from Painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning..it could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire

 

[Feste the Jester]

Fatman (Fallout 3)- It makes things go BOOM!!!

May I direct your attention to the Experimental MIRV, it's a mini nuke shotgun. (National Guard Depot Armory Bunker you have to complete a quest to get the access code)

Jingweis Shock Sword, I get to stab AND taze someone simultaneously, kick ass.

Someone else also reminded me. I just forgot because I still haven't found all the tapes to get in the Armory yet.

 

[RelexCryo]

My favorite is the 8 3/8 inch S&W 500...though due to how loud it is, it should only be used in the forest, against deer, for the crime of being tasty. I already own one.

 

[Kud]

I would want some plasmids from Bioshock, or a pokeball.

 

[MartnRendrs]

an AK-9
http://world.guns.ru/assault/as103-e.htm

an AK with an even bigger bullet then the 7.62X39 (9X39) it's effective range maybe 400 to 500 but under a 100 meters it's far better than any smaller caliber. and far less recoil than the original AK. only downside: magazine is not compatible with any other rifle.

 

[Tdc2182]

A gun that shoots through computers and repeatedly smacks the idiot on the other side till he realizes how he is acting, then changes his life.

Or a gun that delivers my seed. I cant have sex with everyone, you guys know how it is.

Stupid White House wont get back to me on when it will be done though.

 

[Spy Killer]

A Metallica cock ring that fires lazers!

 

[Tdc2182]

My favorite is the 8 3/8 inch S&W 500...though due to how loud it is, it should only be used in the forest, against deer, for the crime of being tasty. I already own one.

I am not worthy enough to shoot one of those yet.

But god damn, just pull that out at any manly competition, and no one will think twice about your penis size.

 

[Tdc2182]

A Metallica cock ring that fires lazers!

Of Course! A penis that fires lazers. How did I not think of that!?

 

[Pegghead]

The double barreled shotgun, I just find it to be an elegant weapon and I squeal with excitement every time I see it in a game.

 

[Machiavellian007]

Kratos.

 

[Timotei]

A Red Ryder 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle!

 

[Marsell]

The Target Seeking RPG from SR2
Or the lightsaber gunblade from FF8

 

[cptawesome]

i want to wield the power of Chuck Norris. Although, it would probably make me explode, much like when Absorbing man tried to absorb the power of the earth...