The only scotsman/woman on The Escapist?

[Baby Tea]

I'm the only me on the escapist. A beautiful and unique snowflake

Hooray for Canadians! We need to amass and unite!

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Well, honestly I was trying to make a crappy joke, based on one event. Sorry if I offended you.

Dead-pan humor doesn't work on the internet, just so you know.

: )

 

[DannyBoy451]

I'm from Scotland too, the Isle of Lewis to be precise. My dad's from Glasgow though(Pollokshiels). My mum is from the island though

To carry on with the theme of the thread, I bet I'm the only person on the Escapist who lives on the Isle of Lewis.

You're probably right there, also: Go dig some peats and chase sheep at a fank, you maw.

On topic: I too was born and raised on the Isle of Lewis, but I live in England now.

 

[iain62a]

I'm from Scotland too, the Isle of Lewis to be precise. My dad's from Glasgow though(Pollokshiels). My mum is from the island though

To carry on with the theme of the thread, I bet I'm the only person on the Escapist who lives on the Isle of Lewis.

You're probably right there, also: Go dig some peats and chase sheep at a fank, you maw.

On topic: I too was born and raised on the Isle of Lewis, but I live in England now.

Pfft.

I thought you might reply to this post.

Enjoy your much higher likelihood to be stabbed.

Also: You don't dig peats, you cut them.

 

[DannyBoy451]

I'm from Scotland too, the Isle of Lewis to be precise. My dad's from Glasgow though(Pollokshiels). My mum is from the island though

To carry on with the theme of the thread, I bet I'm the only person on the Escapist who lives on the Isle of Lewis.

You're probably right there, also: Go dig some peats and chase sheep at a fank, you maw.

On topic: I too was born and raised on the Isle of Lewis, but I live in England now.

Pfft.

I thought you might reply to this post.

Enjoy your much higher likelihood to be stabbed.

Also: You don't dig peats, you cut them.

Not just stabbings, some girl pulled a gun on a security guard at college this week, I swear I go to school in a ghetto or some shit.

 

[Gerazzi]

I'm the only me on the escapist. A beautiful and unique snowflake

everyone's different...
ESPECIALLY YOU!
jk, of course


But I am a Scot.

 

[sheic99]

Well, honestly I was trying to make a crappy joke, based on one event. Sorry if I offended you.

Dead-pan humor doesn't work on the internet, just so you know.

: )

It's one of the few bad parts of it.

 

[Matronadena]

I have been wondering, am I the ONLY Scottish person who is a member of these forums? Cause it really seems to be that way.

nope, born and raised in Portree, Isle Skye

I left Alba's shores few years ago, but come back to visit kin atleast once a year.

they don't sell Irn Bru in the States ( that I've found)

 

[Zer_]

...and what did Canada do to deserve being made fun of? Also, we're not fake north pole, we are the fucking north pole.

WWII comes to mind.

Uh... what?

The only battle I heard that Canada was in was Normandy, which didn't end well for them.

War of 1812 (we torched your White House, remember?), the Boer War, Vimy Ridge, D-Day (we made the furthest penetrations of any sea-borne force), Korea, and many peace-keeping missions thereafter.

Perhaps before you ridicule, you should do a little digging. Otherwise you just make yourself look like an ass.

Well, honestly I was trying to make a crappy joke, based on one event. Sorry if I offended you.

We reached the top of Juno beach before you were done with Omaha.

 

[TopHatTim]

I'm the only me on the escapist. A beautiful and unique snowflake

You are however, Canadian. Not Scottish. Canada is fake Scotland.

i do believe that would be nova scotia.
(used to live in canada now live in UK)
nova scotia is the fake scotland and quebec is the fake france.
the only different is that to me i could understand people with a scotish accent better then i could understand nova scotian accents.
its like they mutalated your wonderfull accents.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Technically Fish Food Carl is still a member, just a banned one.

Yeah, I was gonna mention him.

Anyway, I think Bling Cat is Scottish.

I myself am American, however. Where all the Americans at? Can I get a hell yeah?! /stereotype

 

[Doug]

They may take our lives, but they'll never take Mel Gibson's right to kill Englishmen! *cheers from the crowd*