The opposite sex for three days... (with a twist)

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the clockmaker

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Well, since I would leave differant physicall, photographic, visual and audatory evidence, with an absolute guarantee that within 72 hours I will be, in the eyes of the world, a differant person... I would rob a bank, break into government buildings, that sort of thing.;
 

Kebabco

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Like hundreds of groupies like me I would go to the backstage of my favourite rockband and fuck the lead guitarist, and it would be awesome! Of course then I would complain then he can't commit and tell every next boyfriend that they'll never live up to his awesomeness... Yeah that seems kewllll
 

flim.geek.chic

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I would Pee standing up. And Probably go to a Gay club, you have not seen what fun looks like till youve seen a gay male dance.
 

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I would cry at lame commercials, then I'd get angry for little to no reason at all, then I'd spend money like there's no tomorrow on clothes I don't even really want.
So there.
 

flim.geek.chic

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SkyeNeko said:
Paksenarrion said:
Take a piss standing up.

For 3 days.

Ok, I'll also crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
THIS. also, id probably tape my new man parts up or something =S i dont think i could stand a dangly bit hanging between my legs.

EDIT: oooh imagine a guy waking up in a womans body. a womans body that is going through her period. what would you do if you woke up bleeding from btween your legs and didnt realize you were a woman? xD
That is Horrific and Hilarious at the same time! XD
 

C117

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I'd probably try to seduce my best friend (who is a guy) and masturbate...
 

Shade184

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
Proarcher said:
So that different light is, for three days, from your initial wake up on the first morning - you are now the opposite gender; and this isn't just your body we're talking about. You now posses and same genetic mind structure as the opposite sex. Therefore, let's assume, that if you were a straight female when you went to bed the night before, you'd wake up a straight male. Understand where I'm going with this?
Wait, what? Genderbased "genetic mindstructure"?

Yes, the brain anatomy might be different but we still don't know for sure if there's actually such a thing as a difference in the mind. Behaviour patterns could just as well be influenced by the varying levels of hormones for all we know. Ah, never mind I'll not go into the science right now.

IIt wouldn't really matter if I have a different mindstructure than usual because if I know that im usually a man and woke up a woman, I'd lock myself in for those three days and wait until the condition goes away.

Im extremely happy about being a man I and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
I guess you'd be able to find out if the "genetic mindstructure" really does exist. :D
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Nope, but we know if we're gonna have a shitty day from the first thing in the morning.

Science can do many things, but the brain's trick is worth them all.
Nope, the problem with brain tricks is the fact that they are only capable of a subjective view of pretty much everything. I.e until we know exactly how the biological brain works it's going to be impossible for you to know how ANOTHER human being works outside of yourself.

Empathy and anecdotal experience doesn't tell the whole truth about someone else and it never will.

Also, "knowing" that you're going to have a shitty day is more a matter of adapting a particular perspective on the day that's coming so that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. I.e if you've convinced yourself that the day is going to be a shitty one then all you'll ever focus on during that day is the negative aspects of it and you'll casually brush aside or not even notice any of the good parts of it.

It's the subjective ego in action. Perfectly incapable of viewing the outside world outside of it's own parameters.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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I guess you'd be able to find out if the "genetic mindstructure" really does exist. :D
Actually, I wouldn't. Even if I might feel different as I would being a woman than a man it could simply be explained by the fact that as a woman I'd have higher levels of active oestrogen than testosterone in my body, which would would most likely influence my mood and by extension the way I think about certain things.

A particular good example of this would be a pregnant woman as opposed to a non-pregnant woman. A woman having gone through pregnancy will tell you that she's far from "herself" when her blood is swimming in pregnancy hormones pretty much the entire time. And everone who've had to deal with a pregnant woman and know what she's like when she isn't expecting a baby can also attest to this.

But during the pregnancy there's no significant change to the womans brainmatter. The only thing different is that hormones are being released into her bloodstream in different ways than they wouldotherwise do when she's "normal".

So, unfortunately, any anecdotal experience of being transformed from being a man to being a woman wouldn't be able to prove that the two mindsets are inherently different. Even though the average brain anatomy of men and women look different, it doesn't necessarily have to mean that our minds work differently. After all, results from testing the brain of a stable family man and a homicidal maniac can look perfectly the same (which they actually have done during an experiment conducted, although I can't remember where they did it at this time).

Two male brains with no visible deformities to the anatomy or hormonal levels, yet INFINITELY different behavioural patterns in the sense that one is a caretaker and provider of his own children and a loving husband, while the other is a serial killer.

That tells us that our brains are still pretty uncharted territory. We're way off the edge of the map and here be dragons and all manner of strange things. :)
 

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I'm a gay male, so... would I be a straight female or a gay female? If straight, I'd hit on all the guys I possibly could. If gay, I'd try to make it as controversial a subject as possible and start some lesbian campaign or something.
 

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PoisonUnagi said:
I'm a gay male, so... would I be a straight female or a gay female? If straight, I'd hit on all the guys I possibly could. If gay, I'd try to make it as controversial a subject as possible and start some lesbian campaign or something.
Yeah you would wake up on the first morning as a gay female. ^^ (read the whole post next time haha =P)
 

PlowmanMk

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I love how the general consensus is still to 'touch myself'.
[small+1]heheheh[/small]

Seriously though, it would be rather interesting to learn how the female mind works. That and seeing life from a different perspective. Even being in a different males body would be an interesting experience. Different hight, weight and senses would kinda exciting. Kinda like a new pair of shoes.
 

badgersprite

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Well, I already knew that my male alter ago would be a gay guy, so this just confirms it. I'd probably get really into the gay scene, hang out with drag queens, maybe look for a cute boy. Hey, I'm not hung up about this sort of thing, so why not go all the way and enjoy it while the chance is there?

Also, I'd make sure I looked damn good. Getting the clothes would probably take some time and effort, but I'm not walking around in my pink girly sparkly t-shirts as a dude. There's no way a self-respecting gay man would be caught dead in the things I wear. =P
 
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I would freak the hell out. What if I got my period? I don't know how to handle that! Blood scares me enough as it is, let alone blood coming out of THE FREAKING HOLE WHERE MY PENIS WAS YESTERDAY!
 

AgDr_ODST

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well assuming that Im the only person who has changed however so both mentally and physically and that my friends and family still remember me as the gender I now am not. I think I would first freak out(provided still do/once I remember being male prior to waking) and try to avoid any undue attention from my parents before I'd look at myself naked both with and without a mirror and see if I still feel akward about being so(likely yes only much more so because Im a girl now) and then I'd expermimentally touch breasts and vagina and see if it feels as good as girl often make it appear to.

Then depending on how I've reacted so far I'd either call in sick (if Im schedualed) and avoid my workplace or go either to work or to observe how my coworkers react while female both before and after I claim to be me to test the waters. Then after that regardless of how it goes I think I'd take more than afew pictures of myself(both dressed and not) to have as keep sakes(regardless of if I know I'm turning back in 3 days or not) so I would have proof for myself. And then if I managed to stay sane through the prior day or two I'd go out with my 3 best friends and try to chill with like normal which will all in all be unlikely since they'll be amazed, horrified, not believing me or passing out and I might feel differently about my friends especially the two who are guys.

And of course it also goes without saying I won't rule out fucking with peoples heads, talking on xbox live and getting reactions from the general[ly immature] populous, and going to 4chan and /b/ to try being a fem anon(and all that would come with it)
 

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Paksenarrion said:
Take a piss standing up.

For 3 days.
This. I'd sooooo do this. The film the Full Monty suggests that I can learn how to do that as a woman, but I feel practising that would be really messy. *yuck*

OT: I think I get what you mean, and it would be interesting. I've always wanted to spend time in a man's body just so I could get my own preconceptions and prejudices straight/unstraight... Oh and aforementioned upright peeing, obviously.
 

LazyAza

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I'd figure out once and for all why they always ALWAYS take forever to get ready to go anywhere.
And once the mystery is cracked wide open I would spread the word across the land, informing my male bretheran that at last we can yell at them for spending 2 hours in the bathroom and know exactly why its taken 2 hours!

And sex, I'd have alot of sex.