The Orion Files | Mother Ship: Sweet Child of Mine | Kitchen
Food Coma...
Edward Aubergine
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"Urp!" Edward, stretched out on the floor of the kitchen, belched as he patted his churning stomach. Having tasted a bit of everything in the food storage locker, he had decided that Terran food was, in some cases, quite tasty but in order cases, quite misleading. Take for example a box that had been labeled Mac n Cheese. While the container would have one believe that it was moist and tender, the actual product itself was rather crunchy with an orange powdered substance that tasted mostly synthetic... and was probably the primary cause for the Burly Catican Shock Trooper's upset stomach. He would realize later, after a brief explanation from Irina, that unlike Catican food, Terran food needed to be prepared but how should he have known. Caticans generally tended to eat simple foods such as dried meats with the occasional vegetable, not corn, corn byproduct, corn syrup, corn cob mixed with corn starch.
On the other hand, he did enjoy something called sushi and another thing called lasagna.
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The Orion Files | Mother Ship: Sweet Child of Mine | Showers
The Great Prank War of 2815: Preparation Phase II (cont.)
Irina Rostikova
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For most of the conversation between Mary and Mar (The Sisters who were definitely,
DEFINITELY from different Misters), Irina remained rather quiet, especially in light of the fact that Grace had ninja'd her way into the shower area. As she scrubbed the paint from her skin and fur, the Catican Merchant Mechanic felt the fog and confusion that had clouded her thoughts melt away and leave in its wake the realization that it was not coincidence that Grace just happened to be innocently visiting the Redeemer before it was vandalized, Grace was, in fact, the vandal. This epiphany did not bring with it tidings of comfort nor joy but instead deposited a fat steaming log of both anger and a sense of violation. Lathering up some shampoo in her hair, the Revenge Minded Rat Catcher avoided making eye contact with the Archer's Vandalizing Vixen. It was fairly obvious to the Not-so-Practiced Pilot why Grace had acted in such a way, since she had almost been left behind when Irina had destroyed Airlock #1 when she'd attempted to dock with the Sweet Child of Mine. Admittedly there were circumstances that should have mitigated any anger felt by Grace, such as the fact that the Drone Wrangler needed to dock in order to protect the Sweetie from the swath of incoming fighters and the corvette... so the Grace's Grand Payback seemed a little harsh from the Rostikovian perspective especially when a simple sit down would have been sufficient. So the whys regarding the Grace's actions were fairly settled in the Irina's mind, leaving one question unanswered:
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(What am I going to do about this?)" Irina wondered to herself as she stepped into the steaming stream of water, rinsing the bubbling subs from her hair, down her body and into the drain. Most of the ideas in the Vengeance Seeking Ship's Mechanic and Merchant revolved around dismantling or disabling parts of the Archer but that would have been rather hazardous given that the member of Orion Company were likely to see combat in the near future. Jeopardizing the Archer's functionality would have indirectly jeopardized the safety of her fellow crew. Of course, given the fact that they were probably going to have to travel with one eye planted firmly ahead of them while the other looked behind them, it would not help matters if Irina participated in some sort of escalating drama with half the crew of the Archer. Feeling a certain amount of stress melting off of her shoulders with this decision, the Pink Haired Catican tuned back in to the conversation between the M sisters.
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The actual hardware is pretty new. Few months before things went to shit for me, Cap'n caught wind of a Grandy R&D 'blacksite' outside their borders. Place was trying to be ultra-low profile, hiding in a nothing system; but we knew where to look. Pounced and blew the hangers before any fighters could launch, boarding parties only hit armed science types...target practice really...so we stripped the place. I took this kit as my cut." Mary said, explaining how she'd gotten her hands on her... hand.
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If you're interested, Mary, I know of a few cloning cooperatives on the outskirts of the Hegemony that would probably be able to vat grow you a new arm and leg for you... for a price." Irina mentioned as she shut off the water and headed into the changing area to dry off. It was those few moments after a shower that the mostly fur free feline featured female was rather glad that her body had been spliced the way it had, otherwise she'd have needed to spend the next hour in the showers drying off and even then she'd be damp for a good while longer. Wrapping a towel around her body, the former art canvas for the crew of the Archer grabbed her wet and ruined clothing, depositing it into a waste receptacle before looking through the lockers for a clean jump suit... and one that would cover up body part that Irina wasn't so glad had been spliced into her genetic makeup, the body part that her former master had thought would assist in making better business deals with male clients. Opening another locker, the Greater than C Cup Catican noted that she'd opened a locker containing Grace's clothing, her unruined and unpainted clothing.
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Mrrrrh" The Merchant/Mechanic grumbled, about to close the locker when a thought occurred to her. Pulling the clothing from the locker, Irina set the items across her lap, with the thought that a few minor alterations to Grace's clothes wouldn't be of any harm, especially since her Paint Happy Princess had ruined Irina's clothing.
Running a sharpened claw along the seams of Grace's clothing, Irina began to cut away large patches of fabric, tossing them in the waste receptacle as she did, taking great care to do so as inconspicuously as possible since Grace was just a few meters away, her view blocked by stippled glass. Of course, since the majority of the alteration job was the removal of the majority of the fabric, including arms, legs, crotch and back, the task was completed in no time. Holding the crudely altered piece up to the light, Irina nodded, satisfied that it resembled the old vintage Terran clothing piece known as a Virgin Killer before placing it back in Grace's locker, but not before tossing the woman's undergarments in the garbage as well... and placing all but the one jumpsuit that Irina would be wearing into the dirty laundry chute.
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So what are you all planning on doing once we get to Tortuga?" The Grinning Catican Merchant and Amateur Seamstress asked her companions as she stepped into her borrowed jumpsuit, pulling the zipper up as far as it would go, "
I was thinking that I could sell off some of the stuff we got from Chronus. We'll probably need the credits to get some information on the location of the Escrow Agent... who ... ummm... coincidentally happens to be one of my vat sister..." Irina said, allowing the words trail off, unsure if being related to someone who potentially ripped the crew off was necessarily a good thing to admit.
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The Orion Files | Mother Ship: Sweet Child of Mine | Pitt's Workshop
Queries of Self...
SARA-00735
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~Sigh~
From the perspective of ship's prisoner, the failure of the two mechanical crew members to heed the warning of SARA-00735 was rather illogical... wasn't it? From their perspective, SARA was an enemy entity not to be trusted however the potential of a bomb being installed within her armor was a fairly significant threat. While it was true that SARA-00735 could have been lying about the bomb itself, it should have been assumed that she was telling the truth regarding the threat. If they held this assumption, then it would have been logical for the mechanical units to leave, especially if the nature of the explosive trigger was unknown. While one could have ruled out something as simplistic as a fuse driven detonation trigger, it could have been as simple as a communication pulse. Then again, since this was not exactly a standard military unit, standard precautions might have been thrown out the airlock... which could have been another possible fate for SARA were they of the mindset that SARA had no value to them. Of course, were they under that assumption that she assumed that she would be executed after her usefulness had come to an end, it was fair of them to think that her professing that there was an explosive device hidden on her personage was just a ploy to prolong her life.
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We don't know fully the model or what they could have done to it. We should at least look it up and we might get a hit on how to do what we need to do. And on another note..I don't believe we should trust the capture, 'ready to die for my cause', soldier on her word alone..." The human known as Pitt said to the others as he commenced a scan of her armor.
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The 'capture,' can hear what you are saying, you rude little man." SARA stated sounding a bit irritated partially by the man and partially by the set of circumstances she found herself in, "
The 'capture' is wearing a modified set of Black Water Model #RA-234889 armor with an added stealth and recon package AS WELL AS a self destruct package. The 'capture' has been cooperative with your group despite being beaten by one of your members AND is fairly convinced that she should have remained silent and allowed the explosive device to rip a hole in this ship's hull. Further more..."
The Reconnaissance unit stopped and closed her mouth, surprised at both the words she had spoken and the words that she was about to say... had she not caught herself... that these humans were the as deserving for her loyalty as the ones that she served. Other units in her group had voiced such concerns and been deemed defective by her masters before being sent for rebuilding and reprogramming. Glancing at the one known as Pitt, she started talking once more, though with the more measured and neutral tone that she'd been programmed to use.
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Continue, please. It is understandable you question my words, however I should explain my motives. Having been programmed with a heightened sense of curiosity regarding unknown details, I am not spared from wondering what lays underneath my armor, since I have no recent memory of not wearing it and I am curious to observe the state of my chassis." She stated before adding, "
While some of your crew question my existence as an artificial being, they are not the first... I should like to see if they are correct."