The Outpost RP. Fantasy Medieval Setting. S01E02 : Caravans and Goblin Hookers

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Right back at Square One

The pungent smell of rotting dreams and limbs in the great hall gave the air a near-solid quality. It was hard for anyone not invested in the fine-art of begging and steering clear of the city watch to be present in the hall, and indeed there was none of the respectable kind of citizen inside. The cutthroats and bastards desperately looking for employment littered the streets outside. They were herded to Square One, to proceed with the census and witness the banquet first hand. They weren't invited inside, of course, but they were given a good look of the event. Magic was a great advancement in the development of everyone, and among those was the wonderful invention of the mana-vision - a grand spectacle for those far away from the heart of the action. A great wall of fog rose above SO, forming behind the wooden stands and rising higher and higher as several of the Guild's sorcerers were making the preparations for the banquet. It would project images from inside the banquet, for all of the newly-arrived bastards to see.

The waste was being lead to the hall through alleyways and dark rooms connecting crammed buildings together in the old part of the outpost. Lines of stragglers and thick guards guiding them stretched through the city like ants going after the smell of their brethren, which in this case was a terrible stench no mortal could withstand without losing her humanity, or bull-nity, or cat-nity, or whatever the fuck they call civilization in all of the places in the wide circle of the world. They all came inside, broken wrecks of once glorious warriors and deserters from far-away armies, arcane masters and renowned duelists, all sharing from the same dish of failure. They had lost everything, and sold what little they had for nourishment. They couldn't afford leaving the outpost, so they stayed, crowding the streets with their filth and disease. They were all making themselves a nuisance, and the good people of the city had enough from marauding critters. They shouldn't be faced with bleedin' beggars as well.

Gan didn't really sit as much as he crashed. He practically launcher himself on a wooden chair, nearly breaking the absurdly weak wooden construct and leaned forward with his grubby arms, mushed his hands all over the plentiful foodstuff presented to him and smashing it down his throat like that one time the dog-bugger did - he didn't want to remember, he was happy for the first time since... he couldn't honestly remember how long it had been, only that it had been too long. He wasn't alone either - the table was being filled with other lost causes like himself, faces he recognized from the shit-filled streets - and some even from far back, at the lich's lair, or the dragon hunt... those were the good old days, before everything in his body ached from taking a mere breath. The pain didn't matter nor did it make Gan flinch since he couldn't care less while he stuffed his face with more smoked snake-tarts.

Outside the hall, a voice spoke out seemingly out of nowhere, and yet coming at the ears from everywhere. It was a booming sound, uncertain of its race or tongue, speaking in such a way every person in SO could understand. 'Welcome, adventurers, to the outpost. Tonight we will begin the count with a great feast - and a spectacle for all to see'. It spoke, but did not make a sound, yet everyone understood - the words were beamed directly at their minds by some awesomely powerful magic. The image on the mana-vision became clear, and it told the tale of desperate men and women given a last chance at redemption, bestowed with love, food and drink - and most important of all, hope. Then the story takes an unexpected turn when weapons materialize inside the hall, and the beggars look up to the sound of someone speaking.

Gan should have seen it coming. It was too good to be true. 'Welcome to the banquet, where we provide free food, drink and entertainment. Get your fill before you begin your final act'. An echo went through the hall, and all heads perked up to see what it was talking about. There was only waste inside. The words penetrated through all thoughts and brought with them a terrible panic deep in their guts. Steel quickly followed the grub, and it bared itself on the tables, materializing from thin air. 'Fight', it commanded them, and they all understood the meaning of such kindness, 'to the last, and the victor'.

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'Victor', a shivering voice peered outside of a street leading to the three-points, and a warm body quickly followed. A middle-aged human woman, olive-skinned and dark-haired with a certain hardness to her physique entered SO in search of someone. She stopped in her place when she laid her eyes upon her husband, or more precisely, ex-husband. 'Victor!', she shouted. The realization sunk in rather quickly, and with it she screamed bloody murder and ran up to his shambling corpse. 'You murderer, fucking shit-for-brains furry necro-*****', there was fury in her voice. There was madness in her eyes. There was naked steel in her hand, a sword she drew from a distracted and now bewildered adventurer whose head was stuck at the screen.

'*****, you killed my husband'.

Damn. It seems like everything has its consequences.

You are confronted with your zombie's wife, err, ex-wife. What will you do?
The obvious answer is to cut her down just like you did her hubby, which is always a solid lead. Do bear in mind that you're not alone. Nearby outlaws and guards will not take kindly to bloodshed. Or...
You could engage her in polite conversation as you try to explain why you murdered her husband and paraded his corpse around for everyone to see.

Skill-check: This is an ex-soldier you're talking about, while you're handling a short blade. The odds seem slightly to her favor. Throw the dice, the cut-off is 9. 1-9, You win. 10-20, you lose.
Talking requires some charisma. Since you don't have a specific trait, you can try your luck at talking down a widow from avenging her hubby.

FYI: If you're not books, then I recommend you do not engage (=try to murder) the pissed-off lady until books decides what to do first.
 

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You murderer, fucking shit-for-brains furry necro-*****, *****, you killed my husband'.

Looking up st the screen and narrowing her eyes as she sees what is going on inside the building Desaya opens her mouth to say something when a raging scream comes up behind her and she whips around at the words being screamed out at her. Freezing and staring at the blade holding woman charging at her, the words not registering for a second before her eyes flick to her zombie and widen. Reaching out as the zombie steps forward to stop it Desaya looks back at the woman and startles at how much closer she is in the second she looked away.

Stepping to the side and putting her husband between her and the charging woman Desaya calls out to her as she closes.
"Stop please, im sorry but if you keep coming after me he is going to try stopping you. Lets talk about this, im sorry i killed your husband but i had little choice about it."

Desaya eyes the woman's grip of the short sword and winces at the experienced way she holds it. the look in her eyes crazed she hopes her words reached her before she is forces to kill her also, an argument forming in her mind and she starts working it over as she keeps the zombie between them. A restraining hand on his shoulder to keep him from charging to hostile woman.
 

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Stop please, im sorry but if you keep coming after me he is going to try stopping you. Lets talk about this, im sorry i killed your husband but i had little choice about it.

The zombie awkwardly shuffled between the cat-mancer and the angry wife. She was shaking with rage and doing her best to control her sword hand from stabbing a nearby onlooker. That murderer had the balls to talk with her and use her husband as a meat-shield. She looked at her dead-beat excuse of a spouse, a drunk that went off to taverns to hit on new wenches and steal from naive bastards. She had told him it would be the end of him, yet he wouldn't listen. Victor was like that. A smart-ass, and also a dumb boy that wouldn't stop when he was told to.

'Fuck your apology'. She snapped at the cat, her throat gagging with tears. 'You killed victor... and you parade his meat like he's your fucking prize!'. She gently jabbed her sword at victor's left arm and the zombie didn't even flinch. 'You think you can do whatever, coming in from outside to my home...'. She lifted her sword, ready for a beating. She had him protect her, like a sick trophy, her own little pet.
 

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Desaya grips the zombies shoulder tighter as it starts to get more agitated after the poke. Very little blood comes from the small stab but she isn't worried about that, more worried about the angry wife ready to chop into them. Desaya tries again.
"Look, i could have killed him and left him on the floor of the tavern like so much dung. But i raised him again to help me in the future and maybe give some meaning to his dying. I know you don't want to chop into your husband even if he is dead. Lower the sword and lets talk."

Desaya can feel a little fear in the belly of her gut. She had seen other times when loved ones had refused to cut into their raised ones while other times they had done it with a vengeance. A tinge of almost desperation creeps into Desayas voice as she keeps talking.
"There is some rumor of high level spells in necromancy that can give the undead back their old memory's and even free will, even making them more than they were and are. Lower the sword and lets talk and i we can make a deal, maybe even an arrangement where you can watch over your husband till i can give him back his mind by coming with us."
 

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"Beggars...Banquet?" Claiborne stared wide eyed at the note inviting him to the affair. He had already registered a while back, but apparently this was the formal deal. He sighed and raised himself from his bed. Claiborne?s hooves clacked on the ground as he walked out of his little hovel. He had been at the outpost for a month already, they had spoken about what winter brought, and who it might bring with it. People like him, they would say. People who would fight and die like he would eventually. Nobody in the outpost ever gave him much stock for survival, and they were probably right to. Claiborne looked at his arm and traced the scars. There was a raised bit of skin that originated from having his forearm snapped like a twig by the demon. It had mostly healed by now, but it still felt a bit tender at the touch.

People were staring again. He had just gotten people used enough to him to where they wouldn?t stare. Claiborne walked through the Outpost?s filth ridden streets and grimaced. He already didn?t like who winter was bringing. A small child ran up to him, his mother screaming like a wounded animal for him not to, and he poked at Claiborne?s calves. The kid traced the scars and stared wide-eyed when they began to glow a tiny bit. Claiborne stopped walking and bent down to the child. ?I suggest you be more careful. Not everyone has the kind of restraint I have. Someone could take a sword to you-? The boy?s mother came and scooped him up. She walked away and gave Claiborne a death stare. He shook his head and kept walking.

The large brick building was one Claiborne had passed a few times while getting his bearings on the Outpost. Square One was a place he had avoided up until now. Claiborne had avoided working with the Guild, they wanted money he didn?t have and told him that it wasn?t open season yet anyway. So he worked with people on a private level. If you had a problem, just go to Claiborne. He could solve it, and make the problem wish it had never been born. Of course, that was also how he ended up broken and about ten miles away from the Outpost a few weeks back. Now they were accepting applicants, and he was of a mind to accept. Claiborne reached into his coin purse. He had enough for registration and food for a couple days. He would soon need to go outside of the Outpost again.

Inside of the Beggar?s Banquet, he could see about fifty different things happening at once. Some crazed woman was attacking another woman and a large man, people were harassing the barmaids, and the registration line had gotten insufferably long. Claiborne sighed and kept his head down as he walked through the line. He slowly lumbered to the recruitment desk, put down his coins and began to fill out his forms.

Name: Claiborne
Job: I kill things
Referral: I live here
Next of kin: ?????

Claiborne nodded and handed the form to the attendant, along with his registration fee. He scanned it over, sighed and said, ?You can?t just tell us that you kill things. Do you want to be a goblin cleaner, a street patrol, what?? Claiborne actually thought about this for a while. He thought about everything he had done at the Outpost. Goblins weren?t much of a threat, but they were kind of boring to deal with and didn?t pay much. That Demon on the other hand, paid for almost a month?s worth of expenses and a hospital room to boot. He could also feel them now. Tieflings were easy to spot, human demon hybrids like him, but different. They had been sired by a demon, selected and made intentionally. Claiborne was a different story, but he felt almost a kinship with them, and they often were reciprocal. Claiborne smirked and said ?Demon Hunter?, which led the attendant to sigh, ?Well, I guess we could use more meat for the pile then.? The attendant stamped Claiborne?s paper with a bit of excitement, and put it in the pile with the rest.

Claiborne saw that the fight that the two women were having was still going on, he decided to watch and see what happened. He nudged someone nearby, a large insect?thing and asked. ?What is going on? Tavern fights are usually solved in seconds, but this is taking a while."
 

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Look, i could have killed him and left him on the floor of the tavern like so much dung. But i raised him again to help me in the future and maybe give some meaning to his dying. I know you don't want to chop into your husband even if he is dead. Lower the sword and lets talk.

'You have some nerve, *****. You killed him in the first place, this ain't no favor you're doing him'

There is some rumor of high level spells in necromancy that can give the undead back their old memory's and even free will, even making them more than they were and are. Lower the sword and lets talk and i we can make a deal, maybe even an arrangement where you can watch over your husband till i can give him back his mind by coming with us.

'Shit on your rumors'. She was waiting for someone, something, to stop her, but nothing came. 'You fucking idiot, you just had to go all in, had to lose all of our gold'. She was talking to the piece of meat that wouldn't even blink at her. 'You killed my family!', she jammed the sword inside her husband, the blade sliding through and getting to Desaya, almost cutting her a hole in her stomach. 'Without Victor I can't run the shop, I can't pay back what he owes. Savage will make us an example, tell people what happens when a rogue defaults on his debt'.

She pulled the sword back, the naked steel sliding through the flesh that only this morning was her thieving husband. She needed that, for all of the nights he was away and the infidelities he committed behind her back. He was scum, but he was her scum, and without him she was doomed. The realization dawned on her that the count began that very moment and there was no getting out of the outpost. She was stuck there with her children, waiting for death itself - Mister Savage - to come a'knocking.

If this wasn't a big enough hint, then this should be. HINT HINT Side Quest, HINT HINT.
 

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Staring at the woman and making a noise as the sword pokes her in the gut just enough to make a small wound Desaya moves farther back and focuses on the woman and what she is saying.

'Without Victor I can't run the shop, I can't pay back what he owes. Savage will make us an example, tell people what happens when a rogue defaults on his debt'

Looking at the woman more closely Desaya lets the zombie go and takes a step to the side and farther back to get away from the woman and her sword.
"Look, lower the sword now. Now that i have let him go he will react to the next attack. You say you need money to pay back a dept, and someone is going to be coming after you. Well, what if i buy it? You have kids, if both you die than they will be another set of urchins running the streets waiting to be killed. I may be a necromancer but that does not mean i worship death, many of the others i have seen work with people to help them with lost ones. Look, i have an idea and it will work. You just need to put that sword down a bit and listen. If i take you into my service than i can help pay for your store and the dept, i will be using your husband and in the future you if you want to get back into stabbing things as you seem to have a talent for it and a fearlessness. Just... Calm down. He might have been a shitty husband but maybe this can have some gold on the edges of the storm clouds."

Desaya looks around at the people paying more attention and says in a lower voice so only they two can hear it.
"You can either die meaninglessly here and leave your kids motherless as well as fatherless. Or stand down and maybe earn enough to get your kits away from this place."
 

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Bo made no reply to any of this idle conversation, leading Yannick in silence to the registration queue. They had taken their sweet time wandering the square, and in this time the line had shrunk down enough to be considered trivial. Very soon it was Bo who stood at the head.
After handing over his payment to the nervous and by now rather wearied guild clerk, Bo took up a form and gave the 'name' section a scribble, holding it out for Yannick to read.

'Bo Clung'

Ignoring the rest of the registration proceedure he then simply dropped the form back onto the table and sallied forth to find dinner. The clerk gave it a quick scan, eyes widening with panic as they turned to follow Bo.
"Hey Mr Clung, sir, you only- Hey!" the registration clerk called out to Bo's receding back, but to no avail. He puffed out his cheeks in an angry sigh as the monk simply ignored him too, taking the incomplete form and adding his own scrawled input to the blank space:

Name: Bo Clung
Job: fuck-wit
Referral:
Next of kin:
With a satisfied 'hmph', the clerk placed Bo's form at the top of the completed pile and turned his attention to Yannick.
 

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Name: Yannick
Job: Devoted servant of Tzarpedon
Referral: Divine obligation
Next of kin: Lord of the Void

Yannick signed with a flourish, and slipped the form on the table. He didn't really think about paying, presumably there was a religious exemption to the fee. He hurried after his disinterested new friend.

"So its Bo Clung, is it? I knew a 'Clung' once! Maybe you know him? Short, scaly fellow. Doesn't look like you. Actually, maybe it was 'Plung'. That was over in Ishthorpe, a few years ago. Nice people! Very fond of their god. A bit too fond if you ask me. Poor old Sister Enid didn't make it out in one piece. That reminds me, are you hungry? Lots of places around, if you like rat..." He continued in this way for some time.
 

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I'm being awfully nice. You shouldn't even receive this quest considering your tactless conversation with the widow.

'Well, what if i buy it?...I have an idea and it will work...maybe this can have some gold on the edges of the storm clouds'

There was some sense in what the ***** was saying, but anger clouded the widow's judgement. She heard about service, fealty, to some two-bit hooker with a magic-wand and she snapped, grabbing her husband by the collar and pulling him back and away from the necro-*****. 'You leave him alone', she screamed, 'let me bury him'.

'You pay his debts to Savage, and I won't kill you. How does that sound?'. The widow looked behind her and saw a few onlookers staring at the verbal skirmish. She handed the sword back to the confused dwarf she stole it from in the first place. '...and help me bury the old man. That's the least you could do after you butchered him'.

"Until Dead do us Part"
Quest initiated.
1. Help the widow bury her dead husband. Escort her to the graveyard and dig a grave. Option for dialogue, opens up the graveyard area.
2. Handle Mister Savage - get information from the widow about Mr. Savage and his dealings. Find his location and choose how to deal with him.
You can assist books in his quest for redemption after he murdered a thief and left his family to starve and be made an example of by a loan-shark named Mr. Savage, a formidable figure in the outpost's underworld.
 

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"Oh my..." Was all Zenobia could muster from her mouth as she watched the scene unfold in front of her. Things made a turn for the worse when the apparent wife of the zombie that Desaya had raised was calling for Desaya's head. She noticed a crowd had gathered too as everyone awaited what would happen next. As she scanned the crowd, she realized that the line for the much dreaded registration had shortened now that everyone had their eyes on Desaya. She looked to Mehadi.

"I'll just register, I'll be back!" Zenobia said quickly to Mehadi as she ran for the line. Since most of the line was busy looking over to the confrontation, she quickly filled out the form and dolled out the rest of her gold she had saved up on her travels which she was none to pleased about. Looking at the costs, she knew she would in debt for some time so she had to work hard. In her mind, she thanked Eno for the fact that she was an elf because if she was a human, she assumed, she might lose her mind working here for so long.

Name: Zenobia
Job: Blood Mage for hire
Referral: Mehadi of Bhurat
Next of kin: ---
After dumping whatever gold she had left to cover the registration, Zenobia hurried back as quickly as she could. Half-tired already, she stopped next to Mehadi and a half-demon waiting to see what would happen next. As she was regaining her energy, the half-demon leaned over and asked Mehadi.

"What is going on? Tavern fights are usually solved in seconds, but this is taking a while."

"Well... to put it simply the cat woman apparently killed that woman's husband and brought him back to life." Zenobia said to the half-demon although that label was just putting things kindly. The man looked like he had stepped through to demonic realm and stepped back. She wondered about this one's story.
 

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Mehadi watched with scepticism as one of the women she had just met began arguing with an aggrieved widow, her arthropod ears pricked however at hearing that there might be orphans going free, her two stomachs were always open to easy sources of meat.

"What is going on? Tavern fights are usually solved in seconds, but this is taking a while."

The valma looked sideways to see another humanoid talking to her in a gruff voice, this one seemed to be missing some parts and she wasn't sure what it was wearing on it's feet, but it wasn't the strangest individual she'd met in the Outpost by any means.

"No idea," she admitted, "I just met these people, I think one killed the other one's husband and turned him into an undead servant,"

The concept of marriage was one Mehadi had had to learn upon entering the outside world, the valma had no equivalent considering the vast majority of their population was infertile and for those few who could, it was purely biological affair. The highest quality males earned the right to mate with the Queen, until they were no-longer fit to, at which point the finest of their own sons would replace them. It was an efficient system for preserving the strength of the colony, the concept of pair-bonding seemed so... wasteful in comparison. Mehadi was bemused by the interest many races in the outside world showed in romance, but she supposed they had to justify their monogamy somehow.
 

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Sighing Desaya looks after the woman dragging her zombie away and shakes her head. Looking over at the blood mage she can see she and the bug were still there, along with another man who made her pause for half a second before she stops in front of the blood mage and says to her.
"Well, seems i am going to help bury a follower. But the information about that person sounds like something profitable, if its handled. Is what you said before right? Teaming up with you..."

Now Desaya looks at the other person who had been waiting and looks him up and down slowly taking in the swords and scars as well as the different feet.
"three if this new person wants to come with us. We can always use another sword. I think this woman has something about someone else that is worth a lot. Plus we are all now in dept and if this person is as bad as she makes him sound he will be loaded and if he is dead..."

Desaya lets a small smile play over her feline lips.
"He will have no use for whatever gold or equipment he may have. Do you want to come with me and help? I would like to form a team."
 

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Yannick stemmed the flow of his entirely one-sided conversation upon noticing a tough looking woman pulling what appeared to be a corpse out of the middle of a crowd. From her expression (and those of the by-standers), this wasn't part of the celebrations. Actually, it looked like an excellent opportunity for some spiritual guidance! He approached the woman, attempting to sound solemn.

"Greetings, stranger. Are you in need of any assistance?"

He made as if to help lift the body, then changed his mind. Yannick didn't have much in the way of upper-body strength. Or lower-body strength, come to that. He turned towards where Bo Clung was standing and beckoned frantically.
 

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"I just met these people, I think one killed the other one's husband and turned him into an undead servant,"
"Well... to put it simply the cat woman apparently killed that woman's husband and brought him back to life."

She was one of those. One of those who saw others as her playthings, something to be experimented on. She was the kind of person who would have made him into what he was today. But unlike them, she was reckless, she was trouble. Claiborne shook his head, he could have use for her, but not by following. He also was not particularly concerned with money, so what she was offering did not sound appealing.

On the other hand, this Savage guy sounded like a problem for the irresponsible. Maybe he could be useful at some point. Claiborne was a lot of things, but he was not irresponsible with money. He sighed and turned to the group.

"I am going to be killing demons for the outpost at some point. When you're done with this you can feel free to find me. I'm not hard to find, you could probably just ask and anyone who has lived here for more than a week will point you my way. There is a lot of pay in killing demons, last one I killed I got to live on it for a few weeks."
 

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Faffing about in the Outpost

Claiborne had had it with these motherfucking necromancers on this motherfucking Outpost. He wasn't surprised by his decision to walk away and forget the whole fiasco that was going on in Square One with the witch and the zombie, the angry widow and the expecting onlookers. He had more pressing matters to worry about, which summed up to getting drunk and finding more coin to get drunk afterwards. The irregularity of his specialty work meant he wasn't expecting any new contracts involving demons in the near future, and even if there were any he was certain the more 'well-connected' of the mercenaries would take a shot at it even before he caught a whiff of disposable income.

It meant he had to take whatever job was available to him to keep afloat, and with the masses of thugs-for-hire littering the narrow streets of the outpost it seemed like an impossible task. Moreover, it seemed the Guild was not handing out any contracts in the first day of the count, or the Beggar's Banquet. Some bitter murmurs about a holiday were thrown his way when a guard stood watch over the side-entrance to the Guild Headquarters. It seemed the holiday didn't involve him, and he was picked to stand around picking his nose in what was probably the only day off in the entire year for people in the outpost. Disappointed and most notably pissed off, Claiborne turned away and looked for something better to do than carve up nasty beasties. It so happened that his fortune was fine that evening, when he heard someone badly whispering in a bid to get his attention. 'Psst...', the voice tried to seduce the adventurer with promise of mystery, intrigue and gold, but failed on every level. The old dwarf was leaning out of an alleyway Claiborne just went past. The dwarf was wearing grey robes and carrying a wooden closet nearly his size on his back. He was bald - in every since of the word, since he lacked any hair whatsoever.

'Psst...', the dwarf whispered again, trying to entice the half-demon into a shady conversation.

The Graveyard, the bitchin' hour

The metaphorical clock struck midnight, and the two adventurers realized too late that this corpse was fucking heavy. She guided the two men outside of the outpost and to the graveyard, going from Square One to the three-points, navigating through the maze of brothels and cheap inns to the stone walls. They passed under them, through the slums built right on the walls and past the palisade to the outskirts of the town. Two miles away from the last cluster of buildings they came through, where a shockingly eloquent young goblin maiden tried to seduce one of the men into a night of fun, they found the graveyard and entered by the main gate. The graveyard was massive and covered miles of dirt in every direction. It was surrounded by a low fence, with two main entrances and a horde of reanimated skeletons patrolling the narrow paths between the graves. The widow spoke with the two guards, whose uniforms were different from the hired muscle at the adventurer's guild, and explained what they were doing at the graveyard.

'I came to bury my man', she pointed at the booth behind the two guards and spoke of the book inside. 'Victor Yanakov', she gave them the name and one of the guards, an ugly bastard with scales for skin and three yellow eyes turned back to check for conformation. 'There's a complimentary shovel', the second guard, a thick gnome with a receding hairline handed the other adventurer the shovel. 'Sssss...She checks out', the snake-thing said from the booth and the gnome let the three go through. 'May Frinderzard guide your last light to the next realm', he tried to comfort the widow with his own brand of religion. There were as many faiths as there were people in the outpost, and the widow couldn't care less about Frinderzard's path and their followers.

'Wanker', she hissed under her breath when they went past the two guards. 'Section F, sub-section Gamma, plot number 21, sub-plot 4156', she read out the numbers she memorized in her head. 'We have some walking to do'.

The three-points, probably in the right direction or vague proximity of Mr. Savage's hideout, give or take a couple of blocks

They were beyond lost. Desaya, Mehadi and Zenobia couldn't even tell if they were in the outpost anymore or sucked into an alternate dimension populated solely with depravity and nipples. There were three of them in their brave adventuring party into the dark abyss that is the three-points district. Without a guide, the newly arrived mercenaries couldn't even tell which way was up and down anymore. They received instructions by the widow for Mr. Savage's hideout, or as she put it 'Where the fucker hides', which was just one of many possibilities. They walked aimlessly for hours, soaking in the sight that is the bottomless pit where every adventurer finds themselves lost in at the end of his path.

They could have also asked for directions, but that's not always the wisest thing to do when looking after a dangerous underworld figure.
 

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"He will have no use for whatever gold or equipment he may have. Do you want to come with me and help? I would like to form a team."

"I might as well come with you." Zenobia said. "The outpost would be one necromancer short if something happened to you and I'm sure we would have something to gain from doing this." She was oddly excited about the sudden quest. Zenobia did take some enjoyment from helping other people especially if there was something to gain from it. The Order of Eno encouraged acts of charity and kindness although some of their definitions of may have been different from the rest of the world. The half-demon spoke out against it though, focusing on killing demons rather than help them which was understandable.

But once they arrived at the three-points however, Zenobia gulped at the prospect ahead of them. They had to find this Mister Savage among the throngs of people and beast alike. If what the wife said was also true then Mister Savage was associated with the seedy underside to the Outpost which made things more difficult than it already was. The taverns and bars choking the street with people certainly didn't help either but if one was part of an underground syndicate then, as Zenobia would guess, one would be located in the seediest and most depraved of all these lovely establishments.

"If we're going to find Mister Savage," Zenobia said to the group, almost yelling to them just to be heard. "We might to either be very discrete or very loud." Zenobia had a few ideas in finding Mister Savage but at the moment, all of them consisted of very bad things happening to them if things went awry.
 

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Bo Clung waddled along behind Mrs Yanakov, the limp and frustratingly dense corpse of her husband draped awkwardly over his shoulders. After it had been established early on in their excursion that Yannick really couldn't assist with the lifting, the monk took the burden completely upon himself, though as recompense he had silently insisted that the priest at least hold his staff for him.

Presently Bo staggered into step with the widow, staring solemnly at her but saying nothing. As usual.
 

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Yannick followed closely after Yanakov, shovel and staff in hand, as Bo stoically hauled the body along. It hadn't been a particularly exciting trip; it was hard to keep conversation flowing when traveling with a mute, a corpse, and a pissed-off widow. Then again, funerals weren't usually lively events. He rolled his eyes at the guard-gnome's blessing (Frinderwho?) but didn't comment.

In truth, he was feeling a bit uneasy. The patrol of shambling skeletons had set his sense of arcane magic prickling - at least, hopefully it was because of the skeletons. Why the need for the guards, anyway? Surely not because of grave-robbers, if Victor was representative of the usual clientele. There was at least one crazy necromancer around, but it wasn't as if corpses were hard to come by in town. He asked Yanakov:

"These patrols - are they keeping people out, or...keeping people in?"
 

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"These patrols - are they keeping people out, or...keeping people in?"


'Both'. A passing skeleton noticed the three and changed its course to meet them. The widow saw him advance, a massive construct with bull-horns holding a decrepit spear. Its steps quickened and a sense of terror enveloped the three intruders. She raised the shovel and pointed it at the skeleton, which then stopped dead in its tracks. The shovel gave a faint green glow and the skeleton turned around and walked away from the group. The widow pointed at a piece of dirt a few paces to her left. 'That's our plot', she motioned at it with the shovel, 'and keep the shovel ready. We will meet more patrols soon enough'.

She walked past a tombstone and sat atop it. It spelled something in a foreign language, which roughly translated to "Seshesokeero, the eater of shellfish", which was a famous berserker and later became a notorious tavern owner in the outpost. She pointed at the plot underneath her feet as they dangled from the edge of the tombstone, 'Some of them have names. People bury themselves with what they loved. Jewelry, pictures, pets... And for the alchemist types, you won't find some types of bone-meal anywhere else'.

Ms. Yanakov threw the shovel at the feet of the two adventurers and watched them begin the tedious work of digging a grave. 'So, my dip-shit excuse of a husband just died... He wasn't half as bad when I first met him, but that doesn't change much. You're all new in the end of the world, and I have to see this whole business through. I'm feeling generous, on account of my shit husband dying and your friends taking care of his lazy ass debt. Ask me anything', she turned to the two men and smiled, the first time she ever since they ever met her, 'Call me Evelyn, or just Eve.'.