The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dr.Susse]

For a part of peanut butter man on toast for next breakfast.

 

[steeple]

for me to succumb to such horrifically evil thoughts!

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to become evil!

 

[steeple]

secretly wishes I'd turn evil so she could make a heroic sacrifice to me my how wrong my ways have been, thus returning me to the light and receiving a large amount of glory...

or she might not...

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to write an epic story.

 

[steeple]

secretly wishes to be the star of the story...

[sub]I'll make you big, kid... BIG![/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes for tons of pill-shaped candy.

 

[steeple]

secretly wishes for candy-shaped 10-ton weights

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes I'd work out.

 

[steeple]

secretly wishes to work things out between us...

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a little less conversation and more Elvis references.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Secretly wishes to live free...

 

[steeple]

to stop, drop, and rock & roll!

 

[Dr.Susse]

For people to stop stepping on his blue suede shoes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to be married and have 5 daughters.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly wants to be his daughter.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to attack someone.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Secretly wishes to eat me!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Secretly wishes for Tabasco.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Secretly wishes for more wonder drug...