The person above me secretly wishes for....

[steeple]

for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow actually be a pot of pot...

 

[pyramid head grape]

For cow tipping to be an Olympic sport.

 

[MammothBlade]

For pyramid head to be a giant pyramid scheme which makes billions of £££££££££££££££ ripping off Silent Hill inhabitants.

 

[steeple]

to tip off a cow to the police

 

[MammothBlade]

For a chewbacca impostor to sleep in their bed.

 

[Dango]

To smell like wet dog.

 

[pyramid head grape]

To catch him

 

[steeple]

to be hungry like the wolf

 

[MammothBlade]

To catch lycanthropy from a Ukrainian wolfman.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To sleep with me, apparently.

 

[steeple]

for me not to go to bed

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To live with me.

 

[Eumersian]

Secretly wishes for my milkshake.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To make a OREO milkshake

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the ability to proof-read.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For travelling to hurry up and become a system of tubes.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@Doc: That's no secret!

OT: The person above me secretly wishes that someone would pie them in the face.

 

[steeple]

to pie someone in the face

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a pie cannon.

 

[xmbts]

Exactly 27 bananas.