The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dr.Susse]

For people to stop sending sacrifices to him. The rubbish bin is getting full.

 

[xmbts]

Wishes for the extinction of mosquitoes.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To do horrible things to people D:

 

[GodofDisaster]

To have horrible things done to him O.O

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To shout out "IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR!!"

 

[pyramid head grape]

To take an arrow to the knee!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The meme to end.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For all the threads!

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a magic marker that is actually magic.

 

[GodofDisaster]

To be as manly as Bang Shishigami

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

***** please...
To be a manly as Geese Howard

 

[Dr.Susse]

To work out how to kick someone with their fist.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Oh please we sloved that one years ago...sorta...

The fact that Balrog only uses punches is referenced in the parody Street Fighter: The Later Years. When Dhalsim asks, "Do you kick?" to which Balrog responds, "What's a kick?"

Close enough for me.
And before anyone askes for Someone to punch with a foot.

Spoiler: We got that too

and knowing his half the battle.
Wishes to know what the other half is

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IS the other half of the battle.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Magic hair.

 

[Dr.Susse]

An escapist themed party.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For the cure!

 

[steeple]

to listen to creed without the shame

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To wear more hats