The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

A Shave

 

[Dr.Susse]

Beer for the beer god.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A pair of Fart Shoes that Fozzie made.

 

[Philol]

A talking hamster named Samuel

 

[Kuroneko97]

Something to secretly wish for.

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: to have a chance against my army!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

LRR to pick him up and pronounce him king.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For LRR and littlekuriboh to do a compilation already.

 

[Dalek Caan]

To meet someone along the road,
For the days are long,
So you better drive home,
Or the cake will be gone.

 

[steeple]

for more cake...

 

[Dango]

For all the chaos emeralds.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be truly lawful good.

 

[steeple]

to be half chaotic neutral and half catholic...

 

[Dr.Susse]

To know how to operate a plate.

 

[steeple]

to ruin my plate-operating skills!

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

To have a body.

 

[PinkiePyro]

that Vuvuzelas were required at ALL sporting events

 

[steeple]

to be shot to the moon by a cannon

 

[PinkiePyro]

to be a power ranger

 

[Nouw]

To have a single body.