The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dango]

Secretly wishes to slap someone silly.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a three week cruise vacation on a wooden raft.

 

[mParadox]

Replaced the wooden raft with a yacht.

 

[xmbts]

Replace the yacht with a sandwich.

 

[mParadox]

Ate that sandwich faster than the eye could see.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to eat sandwiches for every meal of the day.

 

[mParadox]

Owns a sandwich maker which makes its own sandwiches. >.>

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is a sandwich being hunted as rare game.

 

[mParadox]

Thought of hunting me but I showed 'em!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For one them robots!

 

[mParadox]

For dat ass.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For dat grass!

 

[steeple]

for dat piece of brass!

 

[mParadox]

For touching it.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to watch people touch stuff.

 

[steeple]

secretly wishes to be declared the most beautiful princess in all the internet

 

[Fijiman]

To have a talking fish for a butler.

 

[mParadox]

Secretly wishes to watch people touch stuff.

Yes. It's called YouTube. o.o

 

[Kuroneko97]

To watch the mating rituals of unicorns.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To accidentally be mistaken as the ghost of Christmas past.