The person above me secretly wishes for....

[JLML]

Wishes to have less posts. Like, only a couple of hundred posts or so.

 

[Kuroneko97]

For R. Kelly to pee on him.

 

[JLML]

Ew...

OT: For a cake with cookies on top. With a cookie monster trying to eat them, made out of frosting. Yea, a friend of mine actually made a cake like that once. <.<

 

[Fijiman]

To run around punching random people in the gut and yelling strange things at them without getting in trouble.

 

[C F]

For a light-weight, sturdy metal alloy to craft into a deadly concealable weapon.

 

[JLML]

For a heavy bolter, complete with infinite ammo.

 

[Philol]

A hug and a kiss.

 

[Fijiman]

For more shiny badges and one not so shiny one.

 

[JLML]

A hug and a kiss.

How did you know that I miss my girlfriend?!?!?! WHAT WICKED SORCERY IS THIS?!?!?!?!?

OT: For a paper air craft capable of intercontinental travel.

 

[Dalek Caan]

For the dark horse Isrpony to spread joy, flowers and death. YAY!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For a coloured avatar

 

[Fijiman]

For a neon-rainbow colored avatar.

 

[mParadox]

Will provide that avatar free of charge.

For a price.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For more of me. But he can't get a certified Redlin without purchasing in Canada.

 

[JLML]

For international (free) shipping of certified Redlin.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A high tec team of thieves to intercept and steal said delivery of Redlin.

 

[oZode]

To be a chimichonga.

 

[pyramid head grape]

To mail themselves!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The person above me secretly wishes for more followers on twitter.

 

[Fijiman]

To have fewer followers on Twitter.