The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

To catch the gingerbread man.

 

[Nouw]

To enslave all gingerbread men.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To fight for his gingerbread freedom.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For a smart phone smarter than him o.o

 

[Fijiman]

To party with the other fine-hatted people all the time.

For a smart phone smarter than him o.o

I think [a href="http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/6232"]this[/a] comic applies nicely in response to that.

 

[mParadox]

Will create the smartest phone for free! O. O

 

[JLML]

Will give said phone to me and say he bought it expensively just for me, trying to buy my friendship.

 

[mParadox]

He knows my tactics well. >. >

 

[pyramid head grape]

For 100x100 ;~;

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to buy me a pubclub membership.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for a massive steak and ale pie.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a beef and Guinness variety of that pie.

 

[Fijiman]

To have not just eaten mystery meat pie.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Beans.

And a pet flamingo.

 

[mParadox]

For 100x100 ;~;

You understand my pain. ;_;

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For 100x100 ;~;

You understand my pain. ;_;

For maximum surprise.

 

[mParadox]

For maximum surprise.

To participate in Extreme Canadians.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For maximum surprise.

To participate in Extreme Canadians.

To host a reality show.

 

[JLML]

To appear in that reality show.

 

[Hazzard]

Not a clue.