The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to be a collector.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes to dig up skulls.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Secretly wishes for a melted heart >.>

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for an iron liver.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes for endless pie.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for a sixth finger.

 

[Verzin]

secretly wishes for the power of the hog-demon!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For victory over console gamers.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to own a pokemon.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Secretly wishes for Charazard.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for Mew.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes for clothing.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes for legs.

For victory over console gamers.

And exactly what are you implying?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly wishes for an answer.

 

[Fijiman]

To be attacked by hundreds of headcrabs daily.

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes to steal a lawnmower.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for a violent mushroom tax (whatever that is)

 

[mParadox]

I shall implement that tax with full honesty and disregard for human life!

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for a life tax.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Secretly wishes for sword tax.