The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dr.Susse]

For a theme song to start every morning with.

 

[mParadox]

For that theme song to be Eye of the Tiger.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Secretly wishes to simply walk into Mordor.

 

[Fijiman]

To visit a Hobbit village during their next vacation.

 

[mParadox]

Secretly wishes to waltz into Mordor.

 

[steeple]

wishes to qwop everywhere

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to bounce to Mordor.

 

[steeple]

wishes to simply swan-dive into mordor

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to orchestrate into Mordor.

 

[steeple]

wishes to moon-walk into mordor

 

[Dr.Susse]

For people to stop coming into his house just because it's called Mordor.

 

[steeple]

for more doors! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI]

 

[Kuroneko97]

To put Gushers in his asshole and squeeze them until they explode.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To live in a castle made out of the skulls of children.

 

[mParadox]

To live in a castle filled with jelly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More cowbell.

 

[Dango]

For a pound of nuts.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Secretly wishes everyone but him travels everywhere by QWOP-ing. Because it would be hilarious
(Or that might be my not so secret wish)

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Wishes for an unlimited supply of bubblewrap.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes for an unlimited supply of tinfoil.