The person above me secretly wishes for....

[JLML]

Me to make a team rocked cake.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To be a professional sushi chef.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

For a troll fight?

 

[Fijiman]

To gather a large number of internet trolls into an arena so that they can fight to the death for the title of Master of all Trolls and then post the video of said fight on the internet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To become Buzz Lightyear.

 

[mParadox]

To become Fuzz Sightyear.

 

[JLML]

To become my best friend so that I'll tell all the awesome cake recipes I know. Which I won't. Because I know it's a trick. To steal them. -.-

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To ride a unicorn!

 

[mParadox]

To become my best friend so that I'll tell all the awesome cake recipes I know. Which I won't. Because I know it's a trick. To steal them. -.-

How about I choose the former and forget the latter?

 

[JLML]

To become my best friend so that I'll tell all the awesome cake recipes I know. Which I won't. Because I know it's a trick. To steal them. -.-

How about I choose the former and forget the latter?

Hmm... This could all be part of an elaborate plan... But what the heck, it's just some cake recipes. Deal. b^-^d

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes he knew the location of the Rebel base.

 

[JLML]

The rebel base to help hide him so as to avoid getting cakes thrown in the face by me.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To go Solid Snake on the rebel leader's ass. And to eat 'em cakes.

 

[Dalek Caan]

For people to stop making disingenuous assertions about her life.

 

[mParadox]

It might result in a punch. <.<

To a reporter. >.>

In the face. <.<

 

[Verzin]

Wishes to throw a 4 year old's cake on the ground screaming "welcome to the real world jackass!"

 

[mParadox]

You can't buy him a hotdog, hotdog man.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To steal something of value from someone, burn it in front of him, say "You'll thank me later." with a stoic face and run away for dear life.

 

[mParadox]

To photograph that moment with a witty subtitle.

 

[JLML]

To.. Eeh... Have a cake party with me tomorrow at 4.50 pm. ^^