The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

For shrieking pink piranhas with multicolored hats.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

For cackling multifaceted sink faucets wearing banana colored raincoats.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes for a banana.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to do things with said banana...<.<

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes to cleanse his/her mind of impure thoughts with a strict diet of prophylactics and tacos.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To get rid of the Alzheimers.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes (and strongly desires) to eat Colin Firth.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to be able to spin around in a chair for three hours strait without felling even a little bit sick. And pudding.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes to cannonball into a pool full of ramen noodles.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes to be a bit more animated.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes to blade a mammoth.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for a mammoth blade (haha good luck with that, mine is the only one in existence!)

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes to relieve themselves of the mammoth blade by turning it over into my possession. (Y'know you want to...)

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes to relieve themselves of their life with my blade

 

[Goremocker]

Secretly wishes to state the secret wishes of someone else.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes that people knew of the angry dragon he has locked in his cellar.

 

[Goremocker]

Secretly wishes that he got to see my lovely angry dragon.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes to deduct 10 points from Gryffindor.

 

[Goremocker]

Secretly wishes that he was a giant snake.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes that he was a giant snake.

OT: Secretly wishes for a bokay of Matt Damon heads.