The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Wishes he was a skeleton ninja with an afro

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes he could eat pizza made out of stones.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes he could bake a pizza made out of stones

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Wishes that Transformers was a good movie

 

[StormShaun]

Wishes that he was the first human to make first contact with aliens.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

[sub]....who says I haven't met aliens before?....[/sub]

Wishes he could gasp all the time. *gasp*

Edit: Goddamn ninjas

Wishes he was Nicholas Cage

 

[Dr.Susse]

For every word he says to be recorded and sold as a novel.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

To be trapped in the void for all eternity.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Wishes to win an old-fashioned duel. Y'know, the kind which are initiated by slapping someone in the face with a white glove.

 

[Fijiman]

To have emus for bodyguards.

 

[The Night Angel]

To be important enough to need bodyguards.

 

[Silverslith]

Wishes he was an employed bodyguard.

 

[MammothBlade]

Wishes for a remote mountain cottage.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Wishes to have their own evil corparation.

 

[MammothBlade]

Wishes for employment within said corporation.

 

[Verzin]

Wishes to have a evil-genius shark tank that's filled with vicious anime girls.

 

[MammothBlade]

Wishes for a magic talking skull.