The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dango]

Wishes I wasn't getting captchas all day every day.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes that everyone cared that they get captchas, but knows that we all get them too.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes that more of the Captchas received weren't advertisements.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to make a friend buy you a publcub membership.

>.>

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes he were that friend.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes that I had better funding and Amazon actually worked here for a change. >_>

 

[Dango]

Wishes to be the king of speeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to be king of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat.

 

[Fijiman]

To take the place of Cobra Commander.(you can keep his uniform if you want)

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a movie based on his life so far.

 

[mParadox]

My mind is blown. o-o

 

[StormShaun]

A pedo van looking for "Young Masters". xD

 

[mParadox]

Drives that van around New Jersey.

 

[mParadox]

*will helpfully back up the van to avoid traffic* >.>

 

[Fijiman]

For the van to actually be the Mystery Machine.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to wash every window on the Sears Tower with his hair.

 

[Dango]

Wishes to steal my fancy umbrella and beat me to do death with it.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes his fancy umbrella were made of a softer material then.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to be Mary Poppins!