The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be the fattest man in the universe.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be in second place in everything.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to snatch third place from under the curtains! >

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes that his curtains weren't drawn... or that they'd at least been drawn by a proper artist.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to oil paint curtains. :O

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes that I knew how to do oil painting...

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to paint oils on birds.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes to cause more environmental disasters, because he can...

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to cut tress with saws* >.>

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes to watch me doing my manual labour...

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes he didn't have to cut down trees with his bare hands now.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to have bears with chainsaw hands.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be able understand what other animals are saying.(because anyone can talk to an animal)

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to understand the musings of a dodo bird.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a dodo as a pet.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to pet a dodo... WITH A HAMMER.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to borrow Thor's hammer for some chores around the house.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to try and emulate the Thor Hair! O-O

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to eliminate all hair.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to possess fabulous hair.